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29 Jun 2021
Dammit Chet Hanks was right about White Boy Summer. Saweetie said “once you go migo you done with the negroes”
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The new name on the Kennedy center truly honors his legacy. Bonnie Blue. Kennedy and Bonnie blue two true American whores
My impression of the black guy Bonnie blue had sex with. “Why I gotta go last ?”
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Judge orders Trump to take his name off of the Kennedy Performing Arts Center. It was judge Mathis. “Now you need to go ahead and take your name off that building. Signing your name on a building against everybody’s will is real crack head behavior. I know a crackhead”
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Vogue editor Anna winntour is stepping down. For all my fame of thrones fans winter is going
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FIFA World Cup ticket prices are high like thousand dollar nose bleeds. That’s because demand and I blame us. Folks need to be drug addicts again. Yall wouldn’t have all that extra money if you were chasing a dragon
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US sanctions on Cuba. That’s one way to get a Scarface sequel. Scarface 2: Electrical Blackout Boogaloo
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I accepted a hosting gig on Threads from Jennifer Gable. Pay with a ticket split. Since I was incentivized to sell I put $50 into ads. I asked today about pay and she kicked me off the show. Book me on your show and when I say I’ll promote I will promote
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I did a festival once in Asheville. Daphnique Springs came into the green room. I saw she was playing a game on her phone. I said some small talk bullshit “Bored already?” She looked up at me like this… it threw me into a spiral
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Don’t ask me how but Soldier Boy and Homelander’s relationship perfectly mirrors George HW Bush and George W Bush’s relationship
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Thurman and Tubbs coming to a gentrified neighborhood near you #california #michaeltubbs #primary #jokes #stockton
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Jay Z was talking about me several times in his freestyle. Follow me to hear my story #jokes #california #midterm #primary #vote @TonyThurmond
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Home Detour is a dark indie comedy film with an all black and brown cast. covers themes such as immigration, capitalism and chinchilla care. If you’d like a link to the gofundme for more info please leave an emoji as a comment #film #filmfestival #shortfilm #indiefilm #filmmaking
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Advice I wish I got when I started:
If you were the sort of black student that the teacher picked on and your non black classmates gaslit you, don’t expect that shit to change as an adult in entertainment. Your best of friends will say “well you must have done something”
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Anybody know how to get your smoke detector to stop randomly beeping? #comedy #jokes #skit #sketch #explorepage
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Advice I wish someone gave me when I started: People will convince you that you need their help. Not help. Then when you follow up about their promise for help, make you feel a way for asking.
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Yall do know that you can fast forward parts of a roast that you don’t like right? Like when they call the name of someone you can’t stomach you can just skip them completely and protect your peace. I did that for like 2 comics during funny af because I knew they wouldn’t advance
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My timeline cares more about the votes to a comedy competition than the Voting Rights Act being gutted.
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Only talking about this because I’m sick of hearing about it. Who cares if the audience is micd or not? They’re filming it for your dumb ass. Did you laugh? Did you think? Do you need a laugh track to keep up with tv shows? Just tell me you’re a Chuck Lorre fan.
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It’s a lot of old black man that deserve an apology. When they were wearing those big ol Bluetooth headphones we used to pick on them. Now I lose my mind if I lose my ear bud
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Since the Voting Rights act was gutted can we bring back White Guilt?
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That SNL My Room sketch. This was reality for Africans and Asians in the early 1900s at circuses and fairs
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