Joined April 2015
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I wonder how many people in 2000 became vegetarians following the release of ‘Chicken Run’? I was 10yrs and did so for a week. #chickenrun #vegetarian #ponder
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My weekly hit of serotonin is set for the next 12 weeks. #TedLasso
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Lauren Rowe retweeted
23 Jul 2021
ROY KENT EVERYONE #TedLasso
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Guess who tripped in the backyard and fell on dog shit today? I did. I did that.
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Washing your hair when you can get another day out of it is a true sin.
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Watching MAFS with dad tonight. The woman who hasn’t dated for 12 years kisses her groom. Dad: she must have practiced on an orange for 12 years. #MAFSAU #dadwatchesmafs
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My 18 month old nephew refers to me as shhhhhhhh. I guess I really do nap a lot. 😂
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Lauren Rowe retweeted
American Christmas movies: snow, warm jumpers, kissing by the crackling fireplace, smell of cookies Australian Christmas movies: don’t exist, it’s too hot to fall in love, sweating, drinking too much beer, crackling bushfires, smell of bushfire
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Anyone else voice over their dogs thoughts while they just do their own thing?
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Omg my new main motivation to get a second double lung transplant, push through recovery and hopefully have a successful outcome is purely so I can be here to bend and snap at the candy bar before watching Legally Blonde 3 in 2022🤞 #legallyblonde3 #secondtransplant #bendandsnap
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Got my Halloween costume set. #Halloween2020
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Me: Do you want to watch that documentary? Mum: On Ginsburg? Me: No. Paris Hilton. #ParisHilton
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Dear #smithschips Big fan here! However, I would like to see a change in your packaging to a less noisy bag as I can never just sneak a handful of the crunchy goodness without my dogs running to ask for their share. Regards, Lauren
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Lauren Rowe retweeted
Me again: You really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really need to wear a mask.
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Anyone else feel a weird sense of accomplishment when they finish burning a candle?
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Lauren Rowe retweeted
22 Jul 2020
I’ve see people recently finding out that disabled people don’t have equal rights and everyone is saying ‘omg, why’s no one talking about this, I had no idea’ We have been talking about this for decades but you decided to not listen. Start listening to disabled people.
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My friend bought a house this week and I bought another can of dry shampoo. I guess you can say we are both crushing adulthood right now.
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Sitting with several other woman in the waiting room at the gynaecologist. Amazing how tight everyone’s legs are crossed.
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Screw snakes on a plane. Sick people on a plane is my worst fear. #cysticfibrosis #spoonie #chronicillness
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