“Disgraced chud geneticist who murdered his wife and constantly brags about getting away with it” is the kind of guy you can only find on this website and it’s why I’m never leaving
Today, June 17, marks the 3-year anniversary of the day Mama JF left our home voluntarily to go on a risky hiking trip and then, in all likelihood, died of completely natural causes in the process.
One of the last things that Mama JF told me when she left was that I should seek to find a new wife as hard as I could, as she would not come back, ever. Unfortunately, up to this day, I have been unable to fulfill this order of hers and I am still single. I do hope that there is a woman out there with the culinary acumen of Mama JF who will want to continue life with me.
Here are three cakes that Mama JF had prepared over the years. One of the things that people do not know about Mama JF is that she was an extremely skilled baker who had a passion for advanced cake techniques. The cakes of Mama JF will be included in White People Food, which will be available in September-October.
Here's to hoping I can find a new wife with as much culinary talent as Mama JF.