Getting my ass handed to me by constituents. Perpetually confused. I don't read. (obvious parody)
Joined July 2022
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Jun 10
We cannot let these criminals out. Thank you @POTUS for keeping us safe. This is why I voted for ICE funding!
Jun 9
BREAKING MS NOW:
ICE has detained over 500 babies and toddlers under Trump.
On an average day, ICE has 25 children aged 3 or younger in custody, according to joint research by MS NOW and The Marshall Project. ms.now/news/trump-ice-detent…
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We look at you with our dead eyes and tell you we shouldn't feed kids. Those lazy suckers should get a job.
May 30
Republicans will look at you dead in the eye and tell you that we shouldn't feed kids.
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This is my favorite part about DOGE.
Jun 1
Hurricane season begins today. The Trump administration has ousted:
—20% of all FEMA staff
—50% of FEMA leadership positions
—60% of FEMA's permanent regional administrators
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RepMikeFlood🥔 retweeted
5 Aug 2023
The fiscal note on LB753 says there will be at least an $11 million cut in state aid, which means either property tax increases and/or cuts to schools & other services.
It’s a terrible bill for Nebraska in every way. #NeLeg #Nebraska #SOSne #ShadyLadyLinehan
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RepMikeFlood🥔 retweeted
19 Apr 2023
Melody Vaccaro, a member of Nebraskans Against Gun Violence, was just banned for life from the Nebraska Capitol unless for approved scheduled appointments.
How?
She yelled ”Shame” from the balcony as the legislature passed LB77, a bill that would permit concealed carry in the state without training or a permit.
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15 Jan 2023
I don't give a crap about childhood asthma. Air quality is a joke. I wish people didn't even know that these stoves could emit poison gasses like my face does. #GasStoves #birdsarentreal #BringBackLeadPaint
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11 Jan 2023
I'm submitting a bill to ban abortions before you even think about sex. Too bad if pregnancy will kill you, too bad if you aren't ready to be a parent, and it doesn't matter how you got pregnant. My religion says you have to stay pregnant.
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7 Jan 2023
Don't forget that I oppose all accountability for gun owners.
This little boy is in custody and could be tried for using a gun he should have never had access to, and for actions he was incapable of understanding.
6 Jan 2023
A 6-year-old boy is in police custody after shooting a teacher at an elementary school in Virginia. The police chief says the teacher was shot inside a classroom and added that “this was not an accidental shooting.” cnn.it/3WQFy5L
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7 Jan 2023
Um @SecularDemsOfNE ... Is that a Satan goat in your profile picture?
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11 Sep 2022
We don't want them to vote, but they can totally buy guns in private sales.
#Conservatives #VoteBlue2022
2 Sep 2022
I got to speak at a @votemirch event last night in Omaha. We need to unseat Christian's radical Democrat opponent who has fought against property tax relief and voted to let violent felons to vote in prison including murderers, rapists, and domestic abusers.
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17 Aug 2022
I voted against this because I'm a good little puppet and I do what I'm told.
The Inflation Reduction Act will help save money on prescription drugs, cut health care premiums, cut energy costs, take aggressive action on climate, and make large corporations pay their fair share in taxes.
We got it done.
ALT A cream graphic with a green border that reads The Inflation Reduction Act is now law It will -Lower health care and prescription drug costs -Lower energy costs -Reduce the federal deficit -Take aggressive action to combat climate change -Make corporations pay their fair share in taxes
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17 Aug 2022
In my defense, I don't like helping people and I won't be reading any bills. I just vote how DC Republicans tell me to vote.
12 Aug 2022
Mike Flood had an opportunity this week to address inflation, create jobs, lower prescription drug prices & tackle climate change. He voted no.
Instead, he’s criticizing the Justice Department, without all of the facts, for protecting national security.
We must do better.
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17 Aug 2022
Sorry everyone, I was busy making a list of the ways I plan to ruin Nebraska. The raccoons keep taking my pens.
14 Aug 2022
Cass County Fair Parade yesterday! I am telling the young people I see to grow up and run for office! We need kind, smart young people leading our country!One darling girl was wearing my favorite shirt: The Future Belongs to Girls! Keep working for good everyone!
22 Jul 2022
Official State Mint on birth control:
"No, you can't have it. Sex for pleasure is only for men"
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RepMikeFlood🥔 retweeted
19 Jul 2022
Mike Flood called an active shooter alert system “redundant” after he voted against it.
The only thing redundant here is the number of mass shootings in America and DC politicians who offer “thoughts and prayers” to the families of the innocent victims without action.
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12 Jul 2022
Patty Pansing Brooks is the choice for November if you care about freedom.
