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Ordering a Pizza for Delivery 1995 – You call – You order in 2 minutes – It arrives in 30 minutes 2005 – You go to the website – You customize it – It arrives in 45 minutes 2026 – You download the app – You create an account with email verification – You add your address with a PIN on the map – The map can't find your street – You add it manually – You select a pizza – The ingredient you want has an extra charge – You add a card – Payment error – You pay with another method – "Your order will arrive in 85 to 140 minutes"

3-time major champ, Jordan Spieth. 🏆 Spieth was number 1 in the world in 2015, Fed Ex champ, and has won 16 times as a professional. 🥇 Spieth has earned 68 million 💰 and has the chance to complete the career Grand Slam this week. Can he do it? #Spieth #GrandSlam

Former world number 1, and 6-time major champion, Nick Faldo. 🏆 Faldo won 43 times as a pro, played in 11 Ryder Cups and was inducted into the World Golf HOF in 1997. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 He was also a long-time beloved golf commentator; Faldo made quite the mark on the golf world.🏌️‍♂️ #Faldo #HOF

1991 Open Champion, Ian Baker-Finch. 🏆 With 17 professional wins, Baker-Finch was well on his way before changing his swing to chase more distance. He was never the same. ☹️ Baker-Finch went on to have a successful golf commentator career. 👍 #WhatCouldHaveBeen #PGATour

Ryder Cup hero, England's own, Ian Poulter. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Forever known as being a vaunted Ryder cupper, Poulter was a trash talker with game to back it up. 🏌️‍♂️ With 17 pro wins, reaching number 5 in the world, and 50 million in career earnings, it was quite the career. 💰 #RyderCup

8-time European Order of Merit and Ryder Cup hero, Colin Montgomerie. Montgomerie has one of the prettiest swings out there, winning 54 times across the globe. 🏆 With 5 runner up finishes in majors, he was always in the mix. Heck of a player. #Monty #PureSwing

8-time PGA Tour winner, and major champion, Stewart Cink. 🏆 With 24 professional wins, nearly 50 million in career earnings, Cink has had quite the career. 💰 He's been a force on the Champions Tour with 8 wins to date. Well done, Stew. #StewartCink #PGATour

A true legend and ambassador of the game, Lee Trevino. 🏌️‍♂️ Lee won 29 times on the PGA Tour, with a whopping 6 major titles. 🏆 With his unique swing and humble beginnings, Trevino became a true giant in the golf world. 🫡 #LeeTrevino #PGALegend

The gritty, and 2-time Masters champ, Bernhard Langer. 🏌️‍♂️ With 126 professional wins, 47 wins on the Champions Tour-all-time leader, and 12 senior majors. 🏆 Langer has made over 40 million dollars and still continues to compete today. 💰 #BernhardLanger #StillDoingIt

Probably my favorite swing of all-time, Louis Oosthuizen. 🏌️‍♂️ 16 professional wins, 1 major, The Open Championship. 🏆 I always thought he should have won more, but he's churned out 60 million in career earnings. Well done, Louis! 💵 #Oosthuizen #BeautifulSwing