Just a grad student tweeting all the problems that go along with this life decision. Cause if it goes right the first time, it isn't research.
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21 Nov 2015
New problem solving acronym SAIN:
Shower
Alcohol
Ice cream
Nap
That's how you stay SANE in Grad School.
If SAIN can't fix it, nothing can...
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18 Jun 2018
@ComcastCares
#mobile_Care @ComcastCares
#mobile_Care The only company where they make service appointments then cancel them without telling while billing you for the time they aren’t providing service... Makes you feel like they care
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18 Jun 2018
And you can’t cancel the service they aren’t providing you because of early cancelation fees. This is why monopolies shouldn’t exist
27 Apr 2018
Life after grad school is pretty chill. You all will get there some day
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16 Feb 2018
I am also super excited to start my new job. It was interesting to see the variety of reactions when I tell ppl I am leaving science
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16 Feb 2018
I just attended my last scientific conference. Seeing the community was a blast. Makes me a bit sad to be leaving it
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8 Feb 2018
After a year of job searching with nothing, I got 3 job offers in a week. #unbelievable #stillfrustrated
8 Feb 2018
I just submitted my last paper ever to my PhD advisor. I pray for a smooth peer review process, but expect the worst. #stillcynical
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8 Feb 2018
I found a job finally! Starting on the 20th! So excited to start a new career that uses skills I learned in my PhD
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23 Oct 2017
Passed the USPTO registration exam! That was a very poorly written exam, but it is done. #GrindingForAJob
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13 Oct 2017
My fiancé wants me to start a business. Apparently I have a problem with authority or something. Any ideas for a business?(Please retweet)
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13 Oct 2017
Besides the job search, life is great. I got to see my family a lot! And I got to do a lot of woodworking! I made a dining room table!
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13 Oct 2017
Two problem problem is a pain is the arse. Love my fiancé, but holy duck. The struggle is real. Good luck everyone. Complaining done.
13 Oct 2017
Have 2 more tweets to complain! I don't think it should take years to find a job. I really feel out of options in my city. Two body problem
13 Oct 2017
I am geographically constrained, which is a problem. But STEM seems to be saturated, at least in my market.
13 Oct 2017
I have been going at it hard, but fuck. I am either under-qualified or overqualified. Can't find something. I do not want to post-doc
13 Oct 2017
Job search has been shitty. A lot of interviews, but still no jobs. Networking hard, and a lot of applications. But nothing
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13 Oct 2017
Okay, next 5 tweets are venting. It has been too long...
13 Oct 2017
Sorry, I needed a break from the Twitters. Believe in it, but a break was needed.
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Research Problems retweeted
28 Aug 2017
You can eat that with your non-GMO salt. -_-;
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25 Jun 2017
"GMO and gluten free." No kidding? Because it is salt... I hate people.
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Research Problems retweeted
13 Aug 2017
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."
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