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Jun 13
Controversial I know but I think Vindaloo is a better football anthem than Three Lions!
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May 28
How the hell do Amazon drivers sleep during the day in laybys getting shook about and in 28β°'s?
They must be spethal
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May 27
She used to look like this.
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May 26
Whilst you're enjoying this beautiful weather, and it is beautiful. Just think, there's only one more bank holiday until Christmas.
Unless we win the World Cup and Stamer gives us another one.
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May 24
ππππππGeorge Russell!πππππππ
That's made my day!
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May 20
Am I the only one that would find it funny if Andy Whasshisname doesnt get elected as an MP after giving up his cushy Mayor's job?
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May 19
Southampton FC are looking to hire Daniel Craig for their scouting network.
In the hope his MI6 experience means he doesn't get caught.
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May 12
Have a word @Ryanair a pint at silly o'clock after bag drop and security is the rules.
Maybe your clientele are the problem.
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May 9
You've forced me into this @McDonalds
If you wont bring the breakfast bagels back, I'll make my own!
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Apr 30
So Burnley FC's new manager.. Mike Jackson has said that he wants to be starting something and his first match will he a Thriller.
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Apr 29
Is it just me that judges the quality of a microwave meal by how easy the clear film peels off once cooked?
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Apr 27
Not my picture. But how hard did he get hit?
And no its not AI, seen a couple of other pics. M4 somewhere.
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Apr 22
Am I being thick?
Media are reporting Jet Fuel shortage, but doesnt jet fuel come from the same crude oil as petrol, diesel and various other products? But no reporting of a shortage of that.
Is it coz there's higher demand for jet fuel as they do less to the gallon than a V8
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