Nolan. Tampa Bay Lightning fan guy, mostly stickin’ to sports. #DistantThunder #GoBolts Profile pic: Nick Paul. He/him

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Stupid contrarians are having a field day arguing that scoring points is not necessary to winning hockey games because Kuch won the Hart.
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They found him in the Batcave.
“He is the fifth winger all-time to win the award multiple times, joining Ovechkin, Bill Cowley, Bobby Hull and Guy Lafleur.” @BenjaminJReport with more on Kucherov’s second Hart Trophy: tbl.co/26-hart
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Kuch will not be watching. He will be on the ice, practicing pulling rimmed pucks off the boards
NEWS: The winner of the Hart Trophy will be announced during tonight's Game 5 pregame on @espn Nikita Kucherov is a finalist along with Nathan MacKinnon and Connor McDavid #GoBolts
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The boys are too busy reading Tolstoy and Dostoevsky to care about your Paris Hiltons
Dawg my goats don’t know shit🫩🫩
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April, 2003 (clockwise from top left): Pascal Rheaume, Pavel Kubina, Nikolai Khabibulin, Dave Andreychuk, Turner Stevenson, Ben Clymer, and Brad Lukowich.
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Best tweet I've seen RE: Babcock so far
I want to return to Bowman in all of this. He said he’d learned from Chicago and what he’d done wrong. But after covering up the sexual abuse of a player by a coach and swearing he’d changed, he’s fine putting his stamp of approval on the hiring of another abusive coach.
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I want to return to Bowman in all of this. He said he’d learned from Chicago and what he’d done wrong. But after covering up the sexual abuse of a player by a coach and swearing he’d changed, he’s fine putting his stamp of approval on the hiring of another abusive coach.
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watched this for probably half an hour
i bet this feels like riding a bird scooter home from the bar
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ANNNNNND STILLLLLLL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOORRRRRLLLD
Highest combined viewership from Cup Final Games 1 & 2, salary cap era: 12.08m | Chicago vs Tampa | 2015 11.18m | LA vs New York | 2014 10.32m | Chicago vs Philadelphia | 2010 10.32m | Chicago vs Boston | 2013 9.680m | Detroit vs Pittsburgh | 2009 9.450m | Vegas vs Carolina | 2026 8.830m | Vegas vs Washington | 2018 8.630m | St. Louis vs Boston | 2019 8.131m | Vancouver vs Boston | 2011 The fact two sunbelt teams can pull these ratings is a great sign for hockey.
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What is your favourite 'go-to' Gordie Howe stat or trivia? I'll start: His last NHL regular season goal was the only goal in his long career that he scored AGAINST the Red Wings..
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The NHL Never Learns, Part 2,647
Sources: The Edmtn Oilers are consulting with the NHLPA to see if there are objections that must be resolved before potentially hiring Mike Babcock. Amid allegations of invading players privacy, Babcock resigned in CBJ as Head Coach in 2023. Further investigation may be required.
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Have you ever been in a long relationship where eventually the sex gets pretty "meh" like it's GOOD but it's never great and the relationship slowly sours and suddenly it's over and you're in a NEW relationship and for that first year you are a SEX GOD That's Marner right now.
Toronto fucked up so bad. I never wanted to say this, but Marner is the best winger in the NHL by a good margin.
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Which is to say, he's not the BEST WINGER in the NHL, but he's banging hard and he's banging with joy right now, and that can make for a pretty incredible outburst of productivity
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RIP Gerry Meehan, age 79. tsn.ca/nhl/article/sabres-wi…
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“Remember kids.. a link is only as long as your longest strong chain.” ~ Coach Ricky
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June 7th, 2004: The first time the Lightning won the Stanley Cup!
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22 Years Ago Today: The First of Many ⚡️⚡️ #TBLightning | #GoBolts 

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Can't believe this guy will be Prime Minister someday
Justin Trudeau's 18-year-old son makes modeling debut in raunchy ad campaign trib.al/dTTCxyG
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i'm celebrating Indigenous hockey players making history for #NIHM2026 i feel so lucky to follow a sport that is finally recognizing the incredible impact and legacy of these athletes
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