fall on your knees
Joined October 2013
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23 Jan 2021
at this point i would love to be possessed, if only for the company
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25 Nov 2020
“girl ur so quiet” yeah i have fucked up ideas that will shatter the calm of the evening. it’s best i don’t speak
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4 Nov 2020
I’m still in syllabus week mode and mfers talkin bout finals .
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introverts in 2020
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sam retweeted
31 Jul 2020
Cashier: “The receipt is in the bag”
Me: “You too”
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sam retweeted
23 Jul 2020
Waking up 3 mins before I have to login from home
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22 Jun 2020
i’m in a bad place rn, not mentally I just live in Arlington
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sam retweeted
13 May 2020
Just found out about taxes. Not for me, thank you though🖤
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sam retweeted
7 Apr 2020
pray for us college students, we just turning anything in at this point 🤣
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sam retweeted
18 Mar 2020
The perfect quarantine schedule,
4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing
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sam retweeted
12 Mar 2020
Giving college kids an extra long spring back when flights are $30 seems like a terrible way to contain a pandemic but I’ll worry about that in Cancún
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