WAGMI

Her: What are you thinking about Me thinking about how a novel coronavirus supposedly jumped naturally from bats to humans at a wet market in Wuhan which somehow caused a global pandemic that killed millions while the closest known relative viruses were having gain-of-function research (funded by American taxpayers through Anthony Fauci’s NIAID and EcoHealth Alliance) performed at the Wuhan Institute of Virology and a 2021 DARPA internal memo calls SARS-CoV-2 an American-created recombinant bat vaccine that DARPA rejected for being too risky but the “research” continued anyway and when the lab leak occurred Fauci was on early calls with scientists privately panicking about the furin cleavage site looking engineered and then all the people doing the gain-of-function research were put in charge of investigating the origin of the virus and then days later they published Proximal Origin paper which claimed zero lab signs and pure natural evolution and then the people doing the gain-of-function research were put in charge of handling the pandemic response and then immediately while hospitals got massive extra federal payments for diagnosing COVID and putting patients on ventilators and listing deaths as COVID (even when patients died with the virus and had multiple serious comorbidities) PCR tests were cranked to absurd cycle thresholds creating false positives that inflated everything creating a manufactured panic (which also eradicated the flu) and then everyone was not allowed to leave their homes and then the mRNA shots were rushed out under emergency authorization and called safe and effective with the memo warning they don’t work since they just code for the same synthetic spike with no other epitopes pumping it into the bloodstream which triggers reactions mirroring the disease including myocarditis which then exploded in young males and then excess deaths spiked and natural immunity was dismissed and VAERS was ignored and the experimental unsafe ineffective gene therapy remained the only permitted treatment even though they already knew by April 2020 that hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin were effective treatments that inhibit viral replication and calm the immune overreaction to the synthetic spike yet those treatments were banned while while doctors scientists and whistleblowers who spoke out got censored or worse and refusing the vaxx got you fired and the lab leak was called a dangerous conspiracy theory and then leaked emails showed Fauci desperately begging for protection and then he got autopen pardoned by Biden literal hours before his term ended and to this day nobody has been charged with any crime: Nothing babe

Ive also been here a long time Theres a lot of stupid people and its hard for me not to be a hater -mr not miserable

High school car washes whould be illegal Cuz why they waving at me like that

When ppl start saying this just know i called it first

Beer and latinas exist and theres people on here talking about coins Crazy

Imagine being elon and cutting off your day 1s here That shit a movie to me

I have been wearing a hat everyday and just realized theres a massive white tan line around my forehead I have a wedding to attend in a few days This is worse than 9-11

this must be what the furries felt like when they took away gpt 4o

God don’t like ugly

Someone should hack those 360* camera sticks people put on their car and make open source gta6 with it

ALT SZN

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

Suddenly everyone is taking cialis but not for sex.. for health benefits Yea ok limp dick

SpaceX ipo literally cant have any sellers Except everyone who bought the open and saw the 1s candle turn red

Welcome to the big leagues kid

Yea so i put $1 into elon’s social coin the day he was born I own 10% of him, not a bad day for me tbh