Joined December 2022
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Jun 13
I just spent an hour making a cribbage board out of cardboard only to find out we don't have a deck of cards.
(don't call me old)
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Jun 13
Completing the humiliation ritual of falling for a bait post by liking it
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Jun 13
Someone just needs to qt with sources tell me it's falling down for an easy layup, can't pass to myself
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Goomstella retweeted
Jun 13
counting or not counting crit chance??
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Jun 12
Wait I haven't played four swords adventures either I'm a dirty larper I'm sorry
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Jun 12
As someone who has 100% completed every Zelda game (except triforce heroes and echoes[I'm sorry echoes I love you I got distracted]) ocarina of time is by far my least favorite 3d Zelda and in my bottom 5 overall. Story is mid, gameplay is mid, exploration is good, 7/10 game
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Jun 10
I've successfully purged my timeline because I haven't seen a single post about deltarune and many about peak-uniku
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Jun 9
Got a spam call while I was dead asleep and was so pissed it woke me up, checked my phone and realized I had an appointment I completely forgot about and would have slept through. thank you spam caller.
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Jun 9
Nintendo announced two games from two of my favorite series and I'm so disappointed
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Jun 7
If the knicks win do you think the crowd is gonna swarm and tear him apart like the zombies in world war z
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Jun 7
It's 1/3 conjoined transformation so there's pros and cons really
if you would never have an abortion for congenital defects, i implore you to consider Harlequin Babies
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Jun 4
If gender is whats in your pants then my gender must be a truly biblical amount of blood
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Jun 1
Pitched someone a softball joke in a reply I hope they hit it out of the park
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May 31
Every like 4 months i think something in my facial structure changes and I lose like half of my vision, I can literally feel that my eye is sitting wrong in the socket and it takes like 3 days to settle out every time :((
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May 30
‼️‼️‼️SLIGHT MINA THE HOLLOWER SPOILERS‼️‼️‼️
HAS ANYONE BEEN TO THE MOLTEN FOUNDRY YET IN MINA THE HOLLOWER AND GONE INTO THE DARK AREA???? WHAT THE FUCK MAN I ACTUALLY NEED TO PUT THIS GAME DOWN FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES IVE NEVER SCREAMED THAT HARD IN MY LIFE
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May 29
Okay well I guess I should just delete my account since you all HATE ME
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