the big slime | 3 babymommas | neck reciever | felon | dog dad | agarthan wigger | 4.3” hard | plus size lesbian | fatphobic
Joined November 2022
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I’m goated at picking songs for my ig posts
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Cats outta the bag this is where all your favorite tweets are coming from #graduationdox
Now everyone say congratulations Richard Johnson
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Unironically ordered hot honey wings w lemon pepper fries im such a fucking goyim
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Why on earth did my mom flame react my ig story instead of hearting
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How many fingers (including thumb) do yall typically hold your Richard Johnson w when you piss, sometimes I full fist it and larp firefighter
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The indomitable human spirit triumphs once more
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Uphill both ways to and from afters is a fate I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
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J got a “this week in previous years” and I “graduated” 8th grade on the same date that I’m graduating college I’m gonna be fucking sick
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Me when my frat brothers are making fun of the locals for dumpster diving perfectly usable furniture from rich college kids trash during move out (poorest county in Ohio btw)
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Smoking a preroll then I’m gonna run a CASUAL sub 24 min 5k get fucking lungmogged
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Smoking a preroll then I’m gonna run a CASUAL sub 24 min 5k get fucking lungmogged
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The indomitable human spirit makes me emotional. I pray for God to give me his greatest and toughest challenges
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At my funeral just put up a slideshow of all my tweets, this is my best work anyway
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Smoking an infused preroll outside with my boys music
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Idk how I didn’t discover running sooner it’s so optimized for autism/hyperfixation now I’m shredded and tan and it’s not even May
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