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Life on land didn't turn out as romantically as hoped after the Owl and the Pussy Cat's honeymoon boat trip.
19 Dec 2019
Get out of my spot!
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Changing Tweetdeck to something worse is just fucking rude.
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Who Wants to be Francis Xavier? #SaintOrSinnerTVShowsAndCelebs
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Tun Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest #BrewUpABook
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I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

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Warning about girls who masturbate from "Physical Life of Man and Woman", by Henry Chavasse (1871). The “yellow covered literature” he warns about were cheaply produced “trashy” novels. #MechanicalIrritation
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Privatise, They’re Watching You. #AwfullyBritishNHSsongsAndMovies
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Noel Edmonds: a thread of horror. Carrie (Dir: Brian De Palma, 1976)
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28 May 2023
One of my secret talents is making balloon animals... I was going to make a balloon weasel.. but then it went pop... #sidesplittingsunday
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The Berkshire Eagle, Pittsfield, Massachusetts, April 28, 1945
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St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, May 3, 1902
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Thread! Very much worth your time.
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An old one….
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Why is it called sexting and not cockie talkie?
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