Dear Whisky Santa, I’ve been REALLY good this year, and so for Christmas I would love a bottle of Scapa 34 Year Old 1988. I would even share some of it with my boyfriend because he’s been quite good too #WhiskySanta@MasterOfMalt
At @sainsburys in Gosforth yesterday. Member of staff proclaiming they wouldn't buy the chocolate, bc they'd seen rats inside the box that morning. Deliberately ensuring customers could hear, & whilst I appreciate the PSA, I'd rather management just removed it from the shelves...
At the ‘Can the Conservatives win over the under 40s?’ fringe where pollster Joe Twymam explains the policies that might actually switch young voters to the Tories:
1. 50% reduction in house prices.
2. Scrap tuition fees
3. Stop Brexit.
#cpc2018
Watching #HumanRemains before bed last night seemed like a great idea until I woke up this morning with some outrageous quotes stuck in my head. Spending today trying not to offend anyone courtesy of @RobBrydon