Creative stuff doer, food lover, music addict, bird liker, aspiring robot, cynical optimist, feminist/ally, frequent nap taker.

Joined April 2009
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mouse / mice louse / lice spouse / spice house / hice
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Oh look an excuse to post the greatest scene ever
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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My dude is major My two’s against nature Don’t take me alive Knicks in five
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Patton dedicating ā€˜Retrovertigo’ to Trevor — who’s right there in the crowd — at the Brooklyn AVTT/PTTN show… yeah, that’ll ruin your morning in the best way. ā€œI’d like to dedicate this to one of my dearest and oldest friends…THAT man…I would not be here. He got me into musicā€ Sir. Please. I was not prepared for this emotional ambush ā¤ļøšŸ˜­ AVTT/PTTN - ā€˜Retrovertigo’ - Kings Theatre - Brooklyn, NY - 06/12/2026 #MikePatton #ScottAvett #SethAvett #AVTTPTTN #TrevorDunn #Retrovertigo
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Got my new tshirt in the mail today with plenty of Pride month left to go
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The world’s first trillionaire made a pedophile rapist the president of the United States and then personally made sure starving children couldn’t get food and medicine, with 14 million deaths projected from his actions alone. He’s possibly the most evil person in history.
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there shouldn't be a trillionaire in a country where people have to start a GoFundMe to afford medication that they would literally die without
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I wish I lived in a world where this news was considered more important and worthy of discussion than some asshole gaming the system to make himself the richest jerk in history. RIP David.
Breaking News: David Hockney, the English artist whose colorful paintings restored the human form to art, defying the abstract schools of the mid-20th century, died at 88. nyti.ms/3S4k0Fx
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the girl in the office next to me sneezes like 80 times in a row but she literally says "ah-choo" every single time in like a little weird baby voice and I am so fucking glad to be getting out of this place
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The thing about Elon Musk being a trillionaire is that he is desperate to be cool and funny and liked, but I guess having a lot of money is pretty cool even when it can't buy you any of those things and your life is a lonely, awkward misery, and history will remember you unkindly
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I feel like when you have billionaires this desperate to get you elected, that is a moral failing
Susan Collins is being bought by the billionaires. Over 100 billionaires are spending tons of money to re-elect Susan Collins. Over 100. Let that sink in. Maine, shame on you if you re-elect that billionaire’s housemaid.
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It makes 0 sense to have a LOBO movie that is anything but. This is a guy that dismembers people for merely annoying him, has murdered angels, went to war against an army of his own children, and committed genocide against his entire home planet just so he'd be "unique".
Jason Momoa says he won't do a LOBO movie unless it's R-rated: "If they want me, I’ll be there. But if I make a solo movie, I'm not doing it unless it's rated R." (via @Collider)
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Yup
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Brilliant!
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this is the way
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A gorilla was touching a tourist’s hair, but his girlfriend got jealous and beat him up
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fucking WHAT
Difficult day in Wisconsin. Some storms take trees. Some take power lines. But this one took the Culver's barn. A silent guardian of butter burgers and frozen custard, now reduced to memories and splinters. The Midwest will rebuild, but our hearts may never fully recover šŸ«”šŸ’™
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what do you mean natural causes?
9 months ago today, Charlie Kirk died of natural causes. We lost a warrior. Pride Month isn’t the same without him. Rest in Pride Charlie šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆāœŠ
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Facts.
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Please let's keep pretending voter ID is just some low bar to clear. It would be a reasonable standard if CERTAIN folks in power didn't intentionally make it more difficult for CERTAIN groups of people.
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