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23 Nov 2025
This is as close as I can imagine to cavemen discovering fire
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Jun 13
Trying some bullshit from Whole Foods, kinda intrigued by the mint flavor
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Jun 13
Back on the horse, have placed a medium sized wager on Scotland and Wemby over 25 points #chudafternoon
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Jun 13
Shrimp Po’ Boy, USMNT domination, every single bet I placed hit, no other notes
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Jun 12
Weekend plans include beer, watching Team USA, sitting by the pool/lake, and maybe even golf on Sunday x.com/sidesofchicken/status/…
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Jun 11
Can someone look into why I always overheat on my walk to work in the morning and never on the way home
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Jun 11
It’s crazy there’s some Spurs fans that paid all that money to go to the game in NYC just to watch that and then get the shit beaten out of them in the streets afterwards
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For the betterment of society we should detonate any device currently playing the Pat Macafee broadcast of the finals
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Got some quality doomwalking in today. Thought these ducks were fake until they started moving
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Back room movie was wack I would’ve been better off at the bar
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Never owned a watch before, decided to get this one because I liked the way it looks. Open to any comments/suggestions for watch #2 #newtothewatchgame
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One of the first bars I ever went to in Chicago was a tiki bar and the guy working the door was telling me it wasn’t even a Top 5 tiki bar in the city
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My 97 year old grandmother texted me to come over to eat ice cream and watch baseball 💪
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