all day, e'day.

Joined February 2009
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Sup twitzerland
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2 Jul 2024
yoooooo this new @X logo had me trying to make a tweet from the @Xfinity website
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13 Jun 2023
imagine your DJ bf gets down on one knee and says "trynna collab?"
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8 May 2023
friendly reminder: margarita pitchers are only $20 on monday at holy taco.
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7 May 2023
a first date is basically like getting a drunk job interview
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19 Mar 2023
"you really do deserve your own podcast" -me flirting
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19 Mar 2023
where is the party tonight?
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10 Mar 2023
wanna come over and video me throwing furniture off my back deck?
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4 Mar 2023
anyone wanna talk about 505 Day?
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22 Feb 2023
I enjoy drinking tequila and reminding you how amazing you are.
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11 Feb 2023
if anyone wants to ditch their plans and eat Waffle House in sweat pants later, hmu
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4 Feb 2023
Sometimes people are sent to remind you how great it is to be single.
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1 Feb 2023
Imagine you got a job at a legendary venue that was closing in 1 year. wyd?
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31 Jan 2023
why would I go to therapy when it's cheaper to start a podcast?
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31 Jan 2023
I must be making it look easy cuz people keep asking me to borrow money.
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29 Jan 2023
consistency is the new black
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13 Jan 2023
My love language is explaining why I’m late
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12 Jan 2023
ATL got a sepia tone filter on it rn, fr fr no cap.
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