dad, Tesla and Cybertruck enthusiast, All-Star Turo Host, video games, woodworking, BJJ, scuba diving, political nihilist, former Disney cast member.
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FYI to everyone playing Xenoblade Chronicles (or X), the Switch 2 Pro controller is awesome. Bond the R/L dpad to the paddles for easy Arts selection without sacrificing movement.
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Jun 12
Musk becoming a trillionaire is extremely cool. As much as he has innovated and given to society, he's placed his chips into the right pots and it's paid off.
He owns a car manufacturer, rocketships, X, and countless other ventures.
Congratulations @elonmusk
Please buy the #Braves
Jun 12
Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE.
When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted.
The system is rigged.
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Jun 13
I love that this still exists all over Japan.
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Jun 11
FINALLY.
Jun 11
Cybertruck Summon now rolling out with FSD Supervised v14.3.4
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Jun 11
Did I buy this explicitly because of the label? Yes. Does it taste good? Yes! A slightly heavier, non-artificially-tasting Blue Moon.
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Jun 7
Currently driving from Orlando to Key West and by driving I mean my giant bulletproof tank of a truck is chauffeuring my family 500 miles.
Jun 7
It’s not five years away, it’s here. Order a Tesla online.
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Jun 6
The best land in the best park!
Jun 5
🚨POST A PIC OF YOURSELF ENJOYING THE MAGIC OF DISNEY!
Me with a mango bark - and SHOUTOUT to @dreamfinder1983 for taking this pic because I really feel like he captured my joy to be at DAK!
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Jun 4
The “Dirty Jew” commercial they play between every half inning on mlb.tv is the funniest thing and frankly never gets old 🤣🤣🤣
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Jun 4
Anyone think my wife would notice if this was suddenly in my garage?
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Jun 4
That’s it… from now on I’m drinking TWO gallon day.
the ottomans banned coffee because it made people too hard to control
ben franklin drank 30 cups a day and helped ignite a revolution
before the 1600s, europeans had beer for breakfast...then coffee arrived and sparked the enlightenment & greatest rise in wealth the world has ever seen
teddy roosevelt drank a gallon of coffee a day, survived an assassination attempt and finished his speech.
coffee makes you your most creative, rebellious, authentic self
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Jun 3
James at the Hall of President used to microwave a packet of tuna with kraft instant Mac and cheese every day and if you ever wondered why it smelled like shit in the HoP, that’s why. Firing squad.
Free bro.
People that microwave fish at work deserve to be held accountable.
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Nickolai retweeted
If you’re not willing to fight for your new country against your old country, you don’t deserve citizenship in your new country
I said what I said
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