🚀 Ride To Fire Star: Tech satire, corporate chaos & unhinged humor. A psycho named Dave. One-way to Mars. All posts are: Fictitious. Parody. Absurd. t.ly/RTFSX

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I've dug up the facts on Henry T. Nicholas III, and honestly, he might be the most unhinged and fun billionaire to ever party with. The guy built a secret drug and sex lair under his mansion (the "Pond" or "Ponderosa"), allegedly hired prostitutes for himself and clients, and spent hundreds of thousands on drugs, including an invoice for "300 hits of Ecstasy" labeled as "party favors". He also reportedly spiked tech executives' drinks with Ecstasy without their knowledge at business dinners. But the real kicker? In 2001, on a flight between Orange County and Las Vegas, he smoked so much cannabis on his private jet that the pilots had to wear oxygen masks to avoid getting intoxicated from the fumes. Ain't no party like a Broadcom party 🌿
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No one over the age of 65 should be allowed to participate in politics. Dinosaurs don't evolve, they turn into fossils.
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If you weren't able to get your @DairyQueen order earlier today, I am so sorry. Why does this keep happening?! I'd say I'm cursed, but my transaction went through and I got my order... 😅
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The mountain is calling... ⛰️💧
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you don't get this far without making a few enemies
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Hmm. Here's an interesting angle: Does anyone need a property cleared out from stubborn squatters? My auditory cortex is deaf to all frequencies above 13KHz. I can setup audio gear that oscillates between 15KHz and 18KHz at max volume 24/7. Me? I can sleep under those conditions. Literally don't hear it. Them? 3 days and they're gone. Week tops. There is a reason why security contractors use this methodology along with sound-over-ultrasound devices. Normies simply can't handle it. Especially for prolonged periods of exposure. I think this approach could beat some of Flash Shelton's records and have substantially less overhead costs. DM me 😏 😂
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"How did I miss From (2022)? I can't stop watching. It's like if Lost was combined with M. Night Shyamalan's worst cinematic abortion The Village, but somehow an addictive streaming serial was the result." "Wow Dave. Your ability to come up with crude pop-culture references is cringspirational. And think about the year. Aren't you forgetting something?" "Oh right. The bank. Fucking banks."
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You won't realize until the end that the narcissist has been lying to you from the beginning.
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When one person is being singled out by the rest of the family and is labeled as the problem, pay attention, that is a well documented pattern of narcissistic abuse in narcissistic family dynamics. 🧵
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‼️ Nightmare Eclipse is back on GitHub under a new alias and has released a new Windows Defender vulnerability zero-day called RoguePlanet. PoC: github.com/MSNightmare/Rogue… New GitHub Account: github.com/MSNightmare
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There is this Japanese saying “The Universe protect you in a way that looks like bad luck at first. Trust the detour”
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Multiverse update: @HunterBiden got clean, switched to Arch LUKS, started listening to UwU Underground, and moved into APT.
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🚨 cineby[.]sc is down ‼️
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The cope is loud and desperate. Data center moguls keep pushing this fiction: China is running a psyop to turn Gen Z and Alpha against AI. 🙄 Nah. That's not a conspiracy. That's deflection. America did this to itself by gutting public education and replacing curiosity with compliance. You can't outsource critical thinking to a mental firewall. WhatTheVek's video is the autopsy. Watch recent Pennsylvania high school graduates struggle with basic intellectual tasks. I've seen the same rot in Texas. It's not regional. It's systemic. If I were hiring right now, I'd be terrified, not of AI, but of the generation that grew up in a system designed to produce obedient workers, not thinkers. P.S. When I went to school, silhouette was a 3rd grade vocab word. Somewhere, an old man from the Boomer generation went to his grave satisfied. His plan worked. American schools now churn out compliant, intellectually hollow drones. No agency. No fire. No independent thought. Perfect for an assembly line. For AI, a technology that punishes illiteracy in real time? Fatal. AI doesn't replace thinking, but it will expose the lack of it. They didn't just ruin two generations because of bad test-prep culture. They created a cascading failure caused by a system that punishes skepticism. You can't have a technological renaissance with a workforce that never learned how to ask why. You can't build a future on a foundation of multiple-choice memorization and zero-sum obedience. Fixing it means the machine has to eat itself. America will have to completely overhaul its public education system to pick up the pieces. Good luck with that.
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If you're going to do a 'good morning' post, at least make it interesting. Alternatively, give people something to throw rocks at...
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RTFS: Mutual Coherence – The Erdős Intervention
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🚀 Move over, Mark Watney. Potato farming with biofuel and human waste is so last decade... 🚫 🥔 Scientists now say specialized fungi can transform Mars's toxic regolith into genuine, fertile soil for growing crops. This isn't speculation. A new review in Frontiers in Astronomy and Space Sciences breaks down exactly how. The challenge is real. Martian regolith has a high alkaline pH, toxic elements like aluminum and manganese, virtually no organic matter, and dangerous perchlorates that damage plant tissues. But specific fungal species are natural engineers. 🧬 Trichoderma and Penicillium ➡️ They produce organic acids that solubilize phosphates and chelate toxic metals. One study showed *Trichoderma viride* improved seed germination in Martian simulant. 🧬 Cryomyces antarcticus ➡️ A black fungus that survived 18 months strapped to the outside of the ISS. It tolerates radiation, vacuum, and extreme cold. Its spores could handle Mars's punishing surface. 🧬 Arbuscular mycorrhizal fungi (AMF) ➡️ Extend plant roots and produce glomalin, a sticky protein that binds soil particles into better structure. In trials, AMF helped chickpeas flower and seed in regolith mixes. Corn and alfalfa with AMF showed up to 64% greater growth. Fungi on Mars means less cargo from Earth. More self‑sufficient food. Permanent settlements get a serious upgrade. 🤘 Who's ready for Martian salads grown in fungal‑treated soil? Link to full article in Futurism below. 🔗: t.ly/FU001 #Mars #ISRU #OccupyMars 🍄 🌱 🧑‍🚀
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RTFS: E-girl Trifilobim Morphate — Fun with FSO & Li-Fi
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時々休んで充電してね ☀️
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