*Mom calls*
Mom: “B, got something to tell you, promise not to get mad.”
Me refusing to make that promise😒: “Just go ahead and tell me, Mom”
Mom: “Umm we ate your deer steaks you left down here. They were good too😆.”
Me: 😐😐😐 “when?”
Mom😆: “2 days ago”
SMH, parents 🤦♀️