I’m Zack. I’m a former baby and recovering toddler who has survived a Paper Cut once or twice. My puns are always intended. Also a highly gifted napper

Joined February 2022
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This ain’t bad either
Mr Pibb is superior in every way to Dr Pepturd
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FYI you can create your own lightsaber for cheap at Home Depot. No need to go to Disney
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Just a lil something to take the edge off
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Right Wing Dad 🇺🇸 retweeted
She's doing a commercial and trying to make sure she's hitting the points the advertiser wants to focus on. This is entirely unremarkable except for the misleading edits.
MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans. It’s all an act.
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Right Wing Dad 🇺🇸 retweeted
First off, This is for an ad promo. Secondly, Candace has a team that writes her scripts (which is why she constantly mispronounces words), And her so-called "live" shows are actually pre-recorded. You guys have no problem when your master is doing it, why have a problem with it now?
Small accounts have been sharing this but sadly it gets ignored. The same way Riley gets her talking points, Erika gets hers too. She always needs that laptop open or her tablet. These girls get used because they’re blonde and pretty. It’s effective.
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Anyone that follows her knows these are also her beliefs. Shes doing a literal ad read that’s scripted. Of course she’s going to make sure she has it right. Are you retarded?
So fake and gay. This is MIGA for you.
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I actually had the same thought
I’ve had beef with Josie, but the “mostly retarded latinas” are the worst loser MAGA grifters in the space. At least Josie has a brain in her head.
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Right Wing Dad 🇺🇸 retweeted
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Replying to @RubenGallego
Didn't you drug women with Swallowswell?
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Right Wing Dad 🇺🇸 retweeted
JP Sears ran out of content. His 24/7 shtick is this: • Let’s make fun of Erika because there is a niche market for that on social media. • Israel is bad It must be frustrating being a wifeless, has-been comedian pandering to wine moms and incel anons all day.
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Who’s gonna tell her that just because she’s had all of those races inside her, that doesn’t make her from there
Today I am Bosnian, later this evening I am Paraguayan. Tomorrow at 6pm I am Moroccan, and at 9pm I am Haitian.
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Yeah and Benny Johnson has 4 kids…
Replying to @JoelSchamber
I had my 2nd child this week. Try again.
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Meanwhile, the thousandaires are just out here shitposting
My whole timeline is full of millionaires complaining about a trillionaire
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Do Amish people motorboat their women or do they have to row boat them? 🤔
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Right Wing Dad 🇺🇸 retweeted
> Son gets killed > Tries to pray with killers family > Gets humiliated and threatened for it > Sees killers family boast and brag for the past year and make 600k off murder > receive numerous death threats ans get swatted for simply having a son that died "Ayoo did he jus say watahmelon felon doe???" This is exactly why we're over your shit. Shut the fuck up
Jeff Metcalf in his own words Calls Karmelo Anthony a “Watermelon Felon”…. & Americans would like to make us believe he didn’t raise his sons to be bigots & this wasn’t about race…. If this was The fathers posture I can only imagine what he instilled in his sons
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Let them eat cake
Replying to @RightWingDad
maybe he’s just sad he didn’t get invited he compared me to marie antoinette because I’m wearing a nice dress 🤣🤣🤣 the funny thing is, that was the 5th time I’ve worn that dress because I am not rich I bought it for $100 at the mall in 2017 lol
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Some people are more mad about him calling Karmelo a “Watermelon Felon” than they are Karmelo killing his son
Jeffrey Metcalf who’s son Austin Metcalf was killed by Karmelo Anthony goes on a full-blown RACIST rant against Karmelo’s family and calls him a “Watermelon Felon”
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No he wouldn’t. Always on brand for people who get hit in the head for a living to have the most retarded takes
Charlie Kirk was killed at a real interesting time..... Im sure its just a coincidence but if he was alive today he would destroyed the Trump administration.. Just weird the moment the loudest voice wakes up its silenced
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