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(top dog) riley 🐶🏳️⚧️ retweeted
it’s not the age gap i have a problem with it’s that you keep shipping these girls in from out of state
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RWL is taking notes
Jun 15
The second John Wick tournament just happened where two guys in suits throw martial arts moves at each other to get to a gun on the floor and the first to shoot wins.
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(top dog) riley 🐶🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Jun 15
Hey everyone, I hate that I have to do this but I'm currently in a position where I need to find a new living space by the end of July in Seattle. If you or anyone you know has a bedroom they are looking to rent out I'd greatly appreciate it. If you could spread this post...
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(top dog) riley 🐶🏳️⚧️ retweeted
alcohol restores health immediately but grants a stacking debuff. weed gives no debuffs, but restores health slowly over time. cigarettes damage health but grant valuable buffs
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Everybody Transgender🏳️⚧️
Jun 11
What is a “cis” person? There’s literally NO SUCH THING, fucknuts
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(top dog) riley 🐶🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Jun 8
got kicked out of the cnc orgy because i kept making love
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(top dog) riley 🐶🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Jun 7
Guy who wants to pick up straight women: So i went into f*ggotville in the middle of f*ggot city
Friend is visiting Seattle this weekend.
Here is his report:
Seattle nightlife might be the most cooked market in America.
Went out in Cap Hill with my buddy who’s a legitimate Chad. In NYC he’s batting over .500 on infield cold approaches.
Seattle? We went 0-for-15.
Girls with face tats, dyed green hair, three piercings, smoking cigs outside the bar were rejecting him and laughing like they were Victoria’s Secret models.
At least 25% of the girls were lesbians and my friend was still trying to recruit them away from their girlfriends like he was an SEC football coach.
I’ve never seen a dating market this brutal. Seattle nightlife needs a federal investigation.
Is Seattle the worst dating market in USA?
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Look at my daughter making it look easy
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I'm going cutie mode
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(top dog) riley 🐶🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Jun 5
thinking about this again
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Huge day for paw enjoyers
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Wiping the everything bagel seasoning off of my butter knife with my shirt like a samurai might
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The shitty thing about being a hot young woman is having to wash SO MUCH BEDDING
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