Content manager at National World (formerly JPI Media, formerly Johnston Press) in Lancashire. Write a TV thing each week. Hockeyist. Mostly forehead.

Joined April 2009
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It's #WorldCancerDay. I don't normally like sharing, but I thought I would today. My amazing wife died nine weeks ago, she had metastatic breast cancer. This is Jen.
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Must be a gag in this.
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Shame to see they ran out of winner's medals. At least Timo Werner got his. #EuropaLeagueFinal
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Don't forget UK, the public vote could change everything. #Eurovision
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Christ alive, this has taken a turn. #Eurovision2025
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Armenia. If OK Go did #Eurovision
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The Thin White Duce. #Eurovision2025
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Latvia. #Eurovision
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Iceland's entry is if Fisherman's Friends took MDMA. #Eurovision
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Spain have got Melania singing for them. #Eurovision
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I thought I detected the hand of Cowell in this pile of old nonsense. #TOTP
“Then in episode six or seven, the character sang a song. And Simon Cowell was friends with my agent and he thought it would be a really good idea to release the song. It then sold 600,000 copies.” youtube.com/watch?v=SdK9Nsvv… #TOTP
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Genius.
One of those great European knights
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Jon Bore Jovi, more like. #TOTP
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People I never expected to see in #Andor No.1: 'Gilou' Escoffier from Spiral.
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People I never expected to see in #Andor No.2: Pui from CBeebies' Show Me Show Me.
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People I never expected to see in #Andor No.3: Ruby Wax.
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'Knee massage'.
West Ham wing half Norman Corbett having a knee massage from trainer Billy Moore. The West Ham team are visiting salt baths in Southend as preparation for their cup tie at Blackburn. (1948)
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Less Night Nurse, more mogadon. #TOTP
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Return of the cack, more like. #TOTP
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Genuinely the most we've ever heard from Emma. I'm guessing she survives, but Lord Sugar does the old 'you're project manager next week' trick. #TheApprentice
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