Ask not what your country can do for you, but who you can pay for in your country to do nothing at all.

Wouldn’t be an international tournament without the Scots being desperate for admiration and validation from other countries

Spending 10 minutes on bluesky is more damaging to a child’s development than watching 10,000 hours of Charlie Kirk AI Hyperborea edits

Lmao

Why are they like this

There is no more performative group of people

I just see the welfare class vs the tax payers. Easily fixed once we win. Slash money for nothing and these people will have to get jobs instead.

It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.

Brazil starting every World Cup with a plumber up front is class

Brazil national team stuck in some never ending time loop how’ve they got a left footed zenit right winger in the squad in 2026

110lb foreigner that puffs his chest out because he doesn't expect violence gets folded in half in 2 seconds while the boomer does nothing but scold the young men for solving the problem. It's art and fully representable of our age.

🤣🤣🤣

Martin Experience at left back for Haiti - one of them names Bob Mortimer comes up with on Would I Lie To You.

I want whoever employs Matterface & Dixon sentenced to hard labour, they’re both absolutely painful to listen to

Nobody wants to admit that the bottom 1% of society is INFINITELY worse for the world than the top 1%

Never seen a Brazilian side look so uncomfortable with the ball, a sad indication of the state of the game

When you read enough econ, populists start sounding like this:

I'll try and explain it using an analogy. Through the lens of the Restore Britain voter, which I am, the difference between Keir Starmer and Andy Burnham is ... would you rather eat a bowl of cat shit or a bowl of dog shit. It literally makes no difference to us whatsoever. But then Restore Britain swaggers into the room and says, "Wouldn't you rather eat this delicious, medium rare, fillet steak!" And we go, "Holy shit! That looks fantastic! God damn!" And then Reform UK enters the room and says, "Hey, we're a miserable looking, grey, flat, plastic burger that's been heated up after sitting in an abandoned freezer for ten years. Why don't you vote for us, so that you don't have to eat the dog shit or the cat shit." And we're looking at this and thinking ... "well ... I kinda really want that fine ass, juicy looking steak, actually."

Foul throw

It’s actually crazy that Brits on rw twitter keep on posting even though they could literally go to jail for it. They’re built different