Last one out, turn off the lights.

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If you're moaning about Arsenal scoring corners, and not asking why your club isn't also scoring corners, you don't know ball, and probably need to go and have a word with yourself.
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Battered them. Raya is everything people said Onana would be. Corner routine so next-level that people are talking confused, instead of asking every other club why they suck at them so badly in comparison. Never under threat. New manager bounce squashed. Arsenal killed this.
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And you seldom hear commentators sucking up to a team offering absolutely nothing as they did for United tonight. 2.3 xG - 0.3 xG.
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I hear that if you've got "Not Like Us" on your wrapped this year, Drake's naming you as a co-defendant.
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Ok @DoveMenCare_ZA - lets see what 72 hours of protection feels like 😊😂
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Rob Forbes retweeted
Friends, you can't *all* open weed shops in Parkhurst. I'm afraid some of you will have to do other things for a living.
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Rob Forbes retweeted
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Rassie gets me.
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I read a thread on this. Basically, American copyright law is so mad and so aimed at protectionism, that McDonald's couldn't fix their own ice cream machines because you'd be "modifying a copyright" by fixing the machine. That's why you can't have a McFlurry.
McDonald's, $MCD, franchisees now have the right to repair their own ice cream machines, per the FTC.
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Nwaneri is going to be one hell of a player very soon.
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6 days until the USA goes to the polls. Tuesday 6/11.
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We haven't qualified for a WC since 2010. Why on earth is this dude still anywhere near football in SA?
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Safa president Danny Jordaan is allegedly working hard behind the scenes laying the foundation for a fourth four-year term at the helm of South African football. news24.com/citypress/sport/r…
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Very disappointed to see Ten Hag go. Should've given him time - he is one of my fav. United managers ever.
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This is a complete joke.
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And no corner at the end. The game is gone.
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The fact that we're playing this without Saliba when last weekend and this weekend exactly the same challenge that he made haven't been cards is beyond infuriating. The Premier League is ruining it's own product.
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How is he still on the pitch to score that? Refs in the PL are a disgrace.
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Not even a booking for Van Dijk? What a joke. He should be off.
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RT @jdpoc: Jesus, this advert hits hard.
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