Family 1st. Avid swimmer. Bariatric success story. Movie/Tv/Music snob. Boston U/St Edward grad. Cavs, Guardians, Browns, Penguins, Terriers, and Buckeyes fan.
Joined July 2009
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ChatGPT was giving me hair styling advice which was great…until it wasn’t.
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4 years ago today. Best health decision I ever made. While looking up these pictures I found a video I made the night before for my kids in case something bad happened. Had forgotten I did that. Glad I didn't have to use it.
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The Knicks won 15 straight games that the Orange Menace didn’t attend.
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Now my head is ready for summer. Good call by ChatGPT to change things up.
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I asked ChatGPT how I should style my hair as it gets thinner and it came up with something very similar to my old hairstyle. This should be interesting.
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Jun 13
I’ve found there are 2 types of cell phone users. Those who replace their screen protectors as soon as they have a single crack (me) or those that won’t replace them until the shards are cutting their thumbs. Which one are you?
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Jun 13
Finished my 5th workout for the week last night and have absolutely nothing to do today. So awesome.
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Jun 12
What has happened to soccer? Every time I turn on the World Cup someone scores.
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Jun 11
Stupid shot by the Spurs. Shot clock is off and you have the lead.
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Jun 11
The cash out value of my Knicks to win the title bet during this game.
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Jun 11
I don’t know whose fans are more delusional, Trump fans or Michael Jackson fans.
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Jun 10
I feel like I robbed the @SKECHERSUSA store. They are doing 1/2 off a 2nd pair on clearance items now and I had $20 in rewards. Got a new pair of shoes and a pair of sandals for $40 all in.
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Jun 10
I rarely do anything for my birthday. Was thinking about doing something fun for my 50th, but it is Thanksgiving week so everything is super expensive. Another reason it sucks being born around a major holiday.
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Jun 9
Have to give my daughter a lot of credit. She could have taken the summer off or taken an easy summer job. Instead she took a live-in job at a camp for special needs kids. Hearing some of the stories so far, I know I couldn’t have done it.
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Rob Ostrom retweeted
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To Cleveland, From Joel
A farewell to the #DawgPound as @JoelBitonio announces his retirement from the NFL: brow.nz/2wt9
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