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Mar 27
Thank goodness for that. It was all looking a bit dicey for a moment there.
#ferrari #IranWar #dubai #middleast
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Mar 21
Imagine seeing British people under attack in the UAE and thinking “this is a great chance to stoke fear, hatred and division” by calling them tax-dodgers and washed-up old footballers.
People who do that should have no place in British politics…
#hypocrite
Mar 20
Imagine seeing British people at prayer and thinking “this is a great chance to stoke fear, hatred and division”. People who do that should have no place in British politics.
Freedom to worship is a fundamental British value – one the Conservative Party used to believe in.
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Mar 21
Tough Chessguessr today #1369 5/5
Only 53% got it.
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Mar 12
I guess no more lucrative #UAE stand-up gigs for middle-of-the-road comedian @McInTweet .
He was happy to sell us expensive tickets to his many gigs in #Dubai and #AbuDhabi, but now seems to want to join the cheap “but they don’t pay tax” bandwagon.
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Mar 5
Great to get the all clear after the latest UAE air raid warning, but they should really use a different alarm from the one that issues the original alert. Like Mambo Number 5 or something more cheery.
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Mar 2
Dubai has a spirit. People standing together and stay composed. Dubai and UAE stay strong.
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17 Nov 2025
Enjoyed performing with the HOGs of @harleydavidson #Dubai!
Harley Riders Get Men Talking: A Bold Push for Health Awareness youtu.be/exvV3cx8bgE?si=k0LC… via @YouTube
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13 Nov 2025
Genuine question for @LeeChildReacher.
Two characters in the new #Reacher book Exit Strategy are called Steve McClaren & David Moyes.
Is this a tribute to British football managers, or just a huge coincidence!?
Looking forward to encountering Sam Allardyce in Chapter 26 🤣😂
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3 Nov 2025
What possible excuse can there be for the @AmazonKindle version of the new @LeeChildReacher book (out tomorrow - exciting!) to be the most expensive format on @amazon?
#jackreacher #exitstrategy #amazon #kindle
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10 Oct 2025
The #unitedarabemirates is up four places to 11th in @TheEIU’s Q4 2025 Business Environment Index, with improvements in economic stability, market opportunities, FDI policy and labour market.
This takes the #UAE to the cusp of the top 10 and above the USA for the first time.
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4 Jul 2025
Has any Test team scored more than 400 runs before with 6 ducks in the innings?
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19 May 2025
Come on @emirates. You sponsor the @emiratesfacup (clue’s in the name). And I board my flight back to #Dubai after seeing @cpfc win their first major trophy at Wembley and you are showing this replay rather than that one.
I was expecting the whole plane to be festooned in 🦅❤️💙!
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26 Apr 2025
Today’s disappointing email…
Dear Valued Customer,
Due to a scheduling conflict, @LiveNationME have confirmed that the 3 May show as part of @natebargatze’s Big Dumb Eyes World Tour at @cocacolaarena #Dubai, has been cancelled.
“Scheduling conflict”! 🙄
#natebargatze #comedy
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22 Apr 2025
A huge thank you to @ShjPolice at @sharjahairport for finding and returning my wife's lost iPad.
They didn't even ask me to collect it from #Sharjah, but delivered it to our door in Palm Jumeirah #Dubai.
Even after 10 years here the wonderful #UAE still surprises and delights me!
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5 Mar 2025
Dumbest Chessguessr puzzle yet! #988 X/5 😖
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