"I put that on God, My word, My kids, My Momma..." From now on, I only put things on Hannah Montana. Now, THAT is gangsta!

So this is Twitter ay?

31 years ago today Kenley Matheson was reported missing. #MIssingKenley

Gordon Ramseys frozen meals are Walmarts best bet in frozen. Kids are still arguing about Joe and Don. Would really like to join a jug band. That's it X. That's me.

Hey X? Can you SCRAP me? I can't remember the account I used in the start.. Your website is suck. Bad words: Pee,Poop. BAN THIS IDIOT!!!!!

There is something that has been bugging me for a very long time that I need to get off of my chest. How, can America, the greatest country on the planet, allow Veterans to be mistreated upon their return from conflicts they created? Trillions of dollars are sent overseas for wars. How is it that Veterans are shortchanged throughout the process? Don't give me that, "well Republicans/Democrats didn't pass (this) bill" line. We all know its bullshit. If Democrats OR Republicans truly cared about my fellow Veterans, bills would be single page without any fluff added to them. These bills are designed to encourage the other side to not pass them so these schmuck politicians can point the finger at each other. I am honestly sick and tired of it. They do not care about Veterans. They only care about making themselves rich off of wars. Rant over. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. P.S. I am not spell-checking shit. lol #VeteransFirst

When someone posts a pic that says "Pick one to take off the plate", do the seven people who respond "NOTHING!" feel original or funny? It's not an answer, you moron! Are you the idiot who gives "110 percent"? Hey look! Robbs a whiny b...

Why was Holmes and Watson so good on paper and fully undelivered? I think John C. Reilly wanted to prove he could play not hilarious.

Hey guys- I’m not one to ever ask for assistance, and so it’s with a heavy heart that I ask you to give this a look and a repost if you don’t mind. I’m doing all I can to help my Dad. You know we recently lost my mom, and now he had a devastating fire. gofundme.com/f/james-structu…

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Figuring out your way around the new X verse? I'll help. Talk about whatever you want. End it with #Trump2024 or #BidenHarris2024 . Now switch sides whenever you're bored. Throw in sheeple for 2 algorithm. If anyone argues? Hit em back with a "Typical from a ____ supporter!". YW

What do I want on my tombstone? "Thank you folks! That's my time!"

Any people here knowledgeable in radionics? DM me. If ya don't, Merry December!

Aqualung or Freebird? Correct answers only.

Ready for this one? A @Walmart rep just told me they aren't to speak if I tell them I'm recording it RIGHT AFTER A RECORDING TOLD ME THEY ARE RECORDING. Walmart, could you help me understand. You could make this a great learning moment!

Anyone know the artist on the Paramount ad. Cover of Go Your Own Way? Thanks!