Europeans arriving for the World Cup:
“The food is actually really good.”
“Wait, they really do free refills?”
“The stadiums are insane.”
“Ok the weather is no joke.”
“Air conditioning isn’t optional here.”
“The roads are complete chaos.”
“Why is this gas station bigger than my airport?”
“Everyone is way friendlier than I expected.”
The 2026 World Cup may go down as the largest American propaganda campaign ever conducted.
And we’re not even trying.
“American stadiums are horrible, they shouldn’t host”
“Ok the stadiums are nice but they won’t fill”
“The stadiums filled but the games will suck”
“The games are exciting but American cities are terrible”
“American cities are only fun because they’re rich”