Writer and performer of some of what I write. I joined Twitter to spend more time with my phone. I am doing a tour of my show CAN in 2026
Joined September 2009
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Jun 1
This week I am doing work in progress shows of my new show JUPITER in these places.
Tuesday-Manchester
Wednesday-Ealing
Friday-Luton
Saturday-Exeter
Sunday-Bristol
All details here robauton.co.uk
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May 27
EXXXXTRA tickets have been released for my run of shows @sohotheatre in London this week. I’m on until Saturday. 7.15pm-8.15pm. It would be excellent to see you in the air conditioned room. sohotheatre.com/book-online/…
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May 15
🔔London shows added🔔
I am doing five nights of my show CAN at Soho Theatre in London May 26th-30th. These will be my final shows of CAN. Last tickets are available here sohotheatre.com/events/rob-a…
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Apr 16
Imagine being a time traveller in BATH, you’re desperate to find a phone box and all you can is these
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Apr 16
Next Tuesday, 21st April- I am doing a work in progress of my new show ‘Jupiter’ in London at the Bill Murray comedy club in Angel. Wednesday 22nd I am going to FOLKESTONE to do it at the Quarterhouse. Would be great to see you if you fancy it? All WIP dates are on my website. 🤝
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Apr 11
What a picture. Imagine finishing a journey and your transport looking like that. It would occur to ONE that ONE had been through something of epic proportions.
Community note
This image is AI-generated.
Here are real photos from the Artemis II recovery.
nasa.gov/gallery/artemi…
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Rob Auton retweeted
The Artemis II crew has broken the record for furthest distance from Earth ever travelled by humans.
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Mar 31
Lettering thieves are really into white type at the moment. If your business has white logo please be extra vigilant.
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Mar 29
Witham train station haven’t put their clocks forward. Is this station the oven of the country?
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Mar 8
If there were a battlefield made from the Beano my shirt would make excellent camouflage.
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Feb 27
Thank you to all who came to my show in Exeter last night. I will make sure I remember it by writing about it in my notebook. Final tickets are available for Edinburgh, Glasgow and Newcastle next week.
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Feb 26
40 years ago we were getting figurines of snooker players in Kelloggs cereals.
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