Reluctantly repatriated Arkansan, but still a godless liberal. #vaccinated
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12 Apr 2024
This looks legit. Good to know that humanity's backup plan has a spare backup.
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29 Apr 2023
PSA: You don't need to retweet every single entry in a thread. In fact, that makes it harder to understand, and causes me to turn off your retweets, so it's not having the effect you want.
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4 Aug 2021
So I went into a WalMart in North Central Arkansas yesterday, and there were a LOT more masks than in recent trips. Still mostly unmasked though. The one that confused me is the customer with a mask on her chin. There's no mandate, so why bother at all if you're going to do that?
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17 Feb 2021
Rush Limbaugh was someone for whom switching epitaph and epithet is entirely appropriate.
3 Feb 2021
Yes or no, do you reply to engagement baiting "poll" questions that aren't actually a poll?
16 Jan 2021
This is a perfect example of confirmation bias. These seven representatives are huge tools, but the breaking story "tweet" that is supposedly screencapped has no source. There's no reason to omit this info unless it's BS. Don't fall for misinfo, even when it fits your worldview.
15 Jan 2021
25 Dec 2020
What kind of asshole shoots their .50 cal at midnight on Christmas? How many kids did that guy just wake up?
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21 Dec 2020
For all of their faults, @Walmart has had the best curbside pickup service in town. But now, they're randomly excluding items that were previously available. You can't get dish soap, but you can get laundry detergent?! It makes no sense!
19 Jul 2020
I was discussing coronavirus with my neighbor today. She started talking about how it was a biological weapon that got loose. Now, I wanted to correct her, but you know what? Since that prompts her to wear a mask, I'm okay with that particular but of misinformation.
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18 Jul 2020
That's enough for 1/3 of yesterday's confirmed cases!
18 Jul 2020
30,000 vials of Remdesivir are en route to #Florida. Expect them tomorrow. This is enough to treat 5000 #COVID__19 patients. We appreciate everything @WhiteHouse did to make this happen.
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6 Jul 2020
Okay guys, I never do this, but I'm only 49,871 followers away from 50,000! Let's make this happen! #FBRParty
6 Jul 2020
"The MAGAfication problem is so bad that CEO...John Matze has openly begged progressive pundits to join the platform, offering a 'progressive bounty' of $20,000 to any left-wing influencer with a following of 50,000 or more...who makes an account.
politi.co/2Awd6RQ
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14 Feb 2020
Pretty much why she's my first choice
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8 Feb 2020
More bad news for Star Trek fans. Kahless has died. @Ms_Riley_Guprz
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27 Feb 2019
The most important issue in the Cohen testimony is who keeps belching into their microphone?
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