Here to call out the nonsense⚽️. People that use ‘ratio’, ‘know ball’ are pricks.

Joined November 2021
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Please let’s not see Chelsea fans crying about a big standard defender… @jt_stamford
🚨 Tottenham agree deal to sign Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton, here we go! 💣 New defender wanted by De Zerbi joining on £52m deal, agreement club to club done after player accepted #THFC conditions last week. All done and Vuskovic separate case, as @David_Ornstein reports.
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Our fanbase has been attacked and brainwashed so much over the years by the standards of BlueCo that we have people going hysterical losing this guy… easily replaceable and upgraded on. Problem is - will we?
The complex legacy of Marc Cucurella. Two mostly poor seasons. One very good season. Another that was fairly average before becoming good quite late. A wild transformation given his beginning, but irreplaceable? Not really. #CFC sonofchelsea.substack.com/p/…
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Much do you want to bet we won’t be ‘busy’. Unless a miracle happens - this summer will consist of cover up rumours fed to journalists by us, only to then end up with fuck all. @mikechels_
Jun 15
🚨 Chelsea feel Xabi Alonso needs to be embedded to determine is it going to be a back 3 or a back 4, with the back 3 being Alonso’s favourite formation. I expect Chelsea to scour the market to see if there’s any starting level left backs or left wing backs available, while people are naturally going to make links with Grimaldo. Chelsea have Barco, and it may even be that Quenda will be now seen as more of wingback. Chelsea are going to be busy. (@JacobsBen @talkSPORT)
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Even if this is true… Chelsea still need a GK and a CF which we aren’t going to get…
Jun 15
🚨 Chelsea are ready to back Xabi Alonso MORE than any other of his predecessors. Chelsea insiders say Alonso and the five sporting directors are aligned with their vision when it comes to their plans this summer. Chelsea want a partner for Levi Colwill. Multiple names have been discussed internally, though sources close to the club are keeping their cards close to their chest - a clear change from recent windows. Chelsea also want to add a central midfielder between now and the end of the transfer window, with Adam Wharton is a long-term target but the Crystal Palace midfielder is set to cost around the £100million-mark. Alex Scott's name was mentioned online towards the back end of last season but sources close to the club dismissed the links. Chelsea are also hoping to add a left-sided attacker in the coming months. Morgan Rogers is more likely to join Arsenal as it stands, with Chelsea keeping other targets again secretive. (@BobbyVincentFL) #CFC
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Head loss from people who are acting like we have just lost prime Ashley Cole.
Cucurella signed … Was awful Then was mediocre Then was decent Then went back to mediocre …. Hato can play there , Barco is coming in , and Alonso will probably have 2 already in mind aswell he wants to bring in aswell …….. Not a big loss really is it
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Believe it when I see it… @mikechels_ @evilbluebird
Jun 14
🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have started working on a new left back to replace Cucurella. The message from Chelsea is they will go for different players and new manager Xabi Alonso will get what he wants. (@FabrizioRomano)
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Finally someone with a rationale view.
Byeeeee Awful to good to average. Highs and lows so I'll take this. Who we buy will be a huge indicator as to whether we play more back 3 or 4 and the role of LB/LWB
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In our dreams but then you remember how our owners treated him… why the fuck would he want to go back to us?
Hall back to Chelsea anyone....
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Some fans are mental. Acting like this guy is Ashley Cole or something. 🥴. Erratic defender who was also useless going forward. Bigger problem - we know BlueCo won’t replace him.
I’m genuinely lost for words. How did we let the best LB in the world go?? Cucurella was a player we bought for a lot of money and of course, he didn’t click immediately. We stayed patient with him till he found his form back and now, we’ve let him go? Sad is an understatement of what I feel. This one hurts, it hurts really deeply. It’s so unforeseen that I didn’t even have time to prepare for it. I’ll really miss having him at the club. Good luck, Cucu. Love you always. 💙
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Sweet. Now let’s see if we go and get Hall or do the usual - fuck all. @mikechels_
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO! Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow. Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸
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Football is just stupid now. Guy is good but 120 million… what does that make players like Neves and Vitinha worth - 300? @Spread_Them
Man City's second offer worth £120m for Elliot Anderson has been rejected ❌
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You have had proof… every time it is him and Caicedo we get opened up like a tin of beans…
People need to stop acting like a position where Enzo got 40 G/A and been excellent for Chelsea isn’t A natural position for him. It’s just disrespectful to him at this point. In terms of his passing and distribution, yes, Enzo would be SUPERB as DLP. But I still need proof we wouldn’t get completely exposed on transitions every game in the PL.
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I don’t support rioting from anyone but when BLM did it, Labour said that MPs should speak to the black community and listen to the concerns. Following the scenes in Belfast, has any Labour MP mentioned speaking to white, working class communities to listen to their concerns?
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Money is now just crazy in football… 121 MILLION for Anderson - madness @Spread_Them @FREDDIE_MOS @mikechels_
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Braco is clear of Enzo.
🚨BARCO GOAL! We still have an Argentine who can score goals next season it seems…
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Skied an easy chance in his last game against the US as well. This guy will be the death of me. Absolute scrub.
Jun 10
Jackson having a nightmare tonight for Senegal. Sent off for 2 fouls in 2 minutes and missed a tap in.
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I like the kid but he is too slow.
Estevao: “My ambition is to be the best player in the world, win the Champions League and win the World Cup."
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I wouldn’t listen to anyone who isn’t an actual journalist. So many ITKs on this app - it’s unbearable.
Can this guy drop the ITK gimmick? You have no sources mate, stop lying to the fanbase again. We haven’t forgotten about last summer u larping American
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Some fans have already bent over for the owners… Jackson coming back to Chelsea - kill me. @MrGeorgeBenson We deserve nothing.
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