Dungeon Master and host of the @gmdlcast Podcast and Streaming content. He/Him. Dad who plays D&D and enjoys sarcasm, dated references, and booze.

Joined July 2010
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Turner -Gimme Da Loot’s Surly DM retweeted
Hey blerd fam myself @JazzeFait & @wyndll will be presenting another panel at @dreamconvention this year. Please pull up its gone be a goodie!!
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Turner -Gimme Da Loot’s Surly DM retweeted
Twitter rants arent my thing but @CityOfDallas needs to be yelled at. @BookstorePan had a fridge they kept stocked with food & people could freely get what they needed 24/7 & the city shut it down because it was enabling the homeless @DallasMayor @CKArnold2015 RETWEET THIS!!
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The crew from the cast is doing a Gencon
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Seriously considering pursing a career as a cryptid.
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BTS video from our cast photo shoot
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Have spent the last year or so so being told by drunks the I’m a dead ringer for @tomsegura Just learned he lives in ATX, so Tom if you ever need a body double, food taster, human target, or anything give us a shout
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Ok, who told?
Oh cool, let me see if there's any shows I need to check out... lifehacker.com/11-dungeons-d…
Whatever algorithm decided I needed constant corgi propaganda deserves a cookie.
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Turner -Gimme Da Loot’s Surly DM retweeted
Tonight! 7:30 CST @friede @desertedgm and @Emnk enter the Moyle Mossberg Memorial Arena for a special level 20 Fight Night! Brains vs Brawn, Academics vs A-holes, Bears vs Tigers, it’s the fight of the (18th) century! Don’t miss out! #dungeonsanddragons #pvp #twitch
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Hey gang let's not get into a D-Bag off with Star Wars Fans at the sight of our first trailer mmmmkay? #DnDMovie
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Turner -Gimme Da Loot’s Surly DM retweeted
Hey everyone! I promised to help someone that I met at #Dreamcon2022 but 4got to get her name or info. All I remember is that she is from Cincinnati, Ohio. Is playing #dnd5e with a group of assholes, and needs help finding resources to play with better ppl. Also she had pink hair
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Turner -Gimme Da Loot’s Surly DM retweeted
Replying to @dreamconvention
@dreamconvention only has 1 TTRPG focused panel an it's being run by members of our crew! @anthonydrobert @JazzeFait and @wyndll. Ya'll better come out and fill up that room! 7/16 @ 10:00 AM! Friends of the show start hyping this thing! #ttrpgsolidarity #dnd #podcast #dreamcon
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Turner -Gimme Da Loot’s Surly DM retweeted
Life is good!! On Saturday July 16th from 10am to 11am I get to talk Dungeons & Dragons & ✊🏾 with 2 of my favorite people on planet 🌎 @wyndll & @JazzeFait #Dreamcon2022
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Turner -Gimme Da Loot’s Surly DM retweeted
I don't know who needs to hear this: But if your answer is 'it's what my character would do' it's wrong, 95.5% of the time.
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Eldritch Thrumming is 100% an alt-rock warlock/bard band in our world #StrangerThings
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Turner -Gimme Da Loot’s Surly DM retweeted
So anyone playing in a Werewolf game, wanting to play in a werewolf game, plays a werewolf in any game, etc etc and so forth and so on Needs this pin Because it also supports @nywolforg. But it is only through today! shopstands.com/collections/o…

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We doin a Roll out the Vote campaign? If MTV can Rock the Vote, TTRPG’s Actual Plays can Roll 4 Democracy. Ya’ll got clout. @quiddie @ThatBronzeGirl @friede @TheOperaGeek @byConnieChang @HeyBethMay @matthewmercer @travismcelroy @BrennanLM @JakeHurwitz @BDaveWalters
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