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May 27
You're a sick fuck for what you did to that girl
25 Jan 2023
My back-to-back National Chmapions UGA shirt came today and I’m kvelling
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May 24
. @DanThomasWSMV we got an EF5 tornado touchdown in Smith County. I'm drinking a Tijuana Twister (Cholupa in my beer). Please stand by.
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Jan 29
Don't forget about Jerry Rice, 4500 yards 50 TDs was crazy for his era at Mississippi Valley State
Cooper Kupp is back in the Super Bowl, this time with the Seahawks. The last time he was there four years ago, he earned the game's MVP award with the Rams.
How he did it go for him before the NFL? Oh, he was the FCS WR GOAT.
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Me when I ask somebody if they wanna have a beer in the yard and they say “no thanks”
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Text a buddy, team killer
Jan 8
You know I don’t run college football, right?
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. @AD_DannyWhite hello id like you to pry that wallet out stuck in the pocket behind your fat ass and go spend some money in the portal on defense. Then get me Taron Dickens and Landon Walker. Thank you.
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Braden Atkinson and Caden Pinnick are also great QB pickups, since you've let all the P4 starters slip between your fat, greasy, gold ring-laden fingers
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31 Dec 2025
Toledo the real UT
31 Dec 2025
This is really some unbelievable deja vu stuff here:
Luke Altmyer's first & last career game at Illinois ended with a game-winning, 64-yard drive resulting in a 29-yard FG as time expired.
- 30-28 vs. Toledo on Sept. 2, 2023
- 30-28 vs. Tennessee in the 2025 Music City Bowl
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26 Dec 2025
Crazy that I know me and Drake doing the same thing rn. #watching #StrangerThings5
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29 Nov 2025
Life must be so much easier on Hollywood nerds now that they can use Chat GPT to write essays for bullies
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28 Nov 2025
Kirby Smart is the only discernable link between former US Administration and Jamal Khashoggi
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28 Nov 2025
Haynes King later today (20 car, 183 yards, 5 concussions)
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18 Nov 2025
Can we get some more likes on this please?!? 😂
18 Nov 2025
10,000 likes and Peyton & Eli will show up to next week’s ManningCast in these outfits
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15 Nov 2025
I apologize in advance for the disappointment my Golden Eagles are about to lay on your Cats
15 Nov 2025
We have some late line movement. Bettors are backing the Cats.
The spread is up to Kentucky -23.5 vs. Tennessee Tech on @BetMGM.
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19 Oct 2025
Kalen DeBoer, eectricity shall now be passed through your body until you are dead, in accordance with Tennessee state law. God have mercy on your soul
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12 Oct 2025
Bowling Ball washing machine repairmsn: Oh, I see the problem. It's stuck in pin cycle
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19 Sep 2025
GOLDEN FUCKING EAGLES BABY
19 Sep 2025
Who's ranked in the FCS Top 25 entering Week 4?
Here's the poll: theanalyst.com/articles/stat…
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