My boyfriend and I bought a new Lego set and tell me why the sales assistant handed it over to us like he was handing over our first born child lmao

SpaceX's 11% share price boost has made Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire, controlling two of the world's largest companies. ft.trib.al/wHPQ9gw

thinking abt how im part of the 4% of the population that saw the bathtub scene before they removed it

Thanks to all you lovely well-wishers. You put a spring in an old man’s step.

We got THREE Taj Mahals (2008, 2017 and 2021) and no one complained. But we get one church and suddenly it's offensive and bad.

DNA is really so crazy, have y'all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband and when he got a DNA test done he wasn't the father the mother insisted he was the dad so much so that they repeated the test numerous times the couple got divorced and the man refused tor be in the child's life it later came out based off the DNA results that he wasn't the father but the uncle of the child which was impossible because he was an only child after a more extensive DNA test they found out the husband was actually a chimera which essentially means he had a twin brother that he ate in utero essentially absorbing his DNA. So basically the unborn, twin brother was the father even though the husband bore the child.