I was a human being, once. Now I am @GailSimone's husband. Share the rainbow or something!
Joined March 2013
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RocketSpouse retweeted
22 Apr 2024
AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW: the exclusive 45th anniversary merch collection of the double album release of ‘No. 1 In Heaven’ & Sparks-produced ‘Is there more to life than dancing?’ by Noël. The double LP & CDs are available to order as well. ✨
store.allsparks.com
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RocketSpouse retweeted
20 Apr 2024
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27 Aug 2023
Ha! Thanks!
27 Aug 2023
Happy birthday to a brother in space & rockets. Gail’s birthday is NASA’s so you two were meant to be. It’s a wonderful world!
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RocketSpouse retweeted
12 Jan 2022
Okay, I have an amazing, fantastic, incredible, not-very-interesting weird story that happened last night.
Prepare to have your brains blown out by my brilliance in this amazing tale.
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RocketSpouse retweeted
29 Apr 2019
Weird thing I can’t get out of my head. The Fun Bun is a @knotts Berry Farm creation. It’s a huge fresh cinnamon roll, dipped in funnel cake batter, deep fried, and covered with boysenberry cream cheese frosting.it is a delicious gooey nightmare. 1/
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RocketSpouse retweeted
16 Jan 2022
If weird Evangelical album covers were superhero film posters…
WANDAVISION
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31 Aug 2022
So I took my lovely wife @GailSimone out for a nice lunch and walk along the beach up the Oregon coast. We found a bench and sat and watched the waves come in. We sat quietly watching nature's beauty.
I asked her what she was thinking.
"I wonder if Mera could beat Namor."
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RocketSpouse retweeted
19 Feb 2017
Okay. Prepare yourselves for shocking, photographic evidence. Not for the meek. If you are easily frightened, LOOK AWAY.
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RocketSpouse retweeted
19 Aug 2019
When you dine in Quebec
Get some love down your neck
Poutine
When your exiting Banff
You’ll need fresh underpanff
Poutine
Shepherd’s pie is a lie. You must try
Poutine
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3 Apr 2022
It's true, never had coffee or beer, either.
30 Mar 2022
That's gotta be a fakey.
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14 Feb 2022
Happy Valentine's Day to my incredible wife.
You make me happier than you can ever know.
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RocketSpouse retweeted
21 Jul 2021
"there's a WOMAN playing Batgirl in the Batgirl movie. More Soy SJW BS from the Antifa media. Ill never buy another comic book or see another movie ever again. Donate to my patreon" 10,000 dudes on youtube in an hour probably.
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29 Mar 2021
Oh, man, you are just begging for it, JB.
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RocketSpouse retweeted
29 Mar 2021
Don’t you dare discount what we have.
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RocketSpouse retweeted
25 Feb 2021
Her D&D bags are goals. So darn beautiful.
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18 Jan 2021
People are still disbelieving that I have never had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, or a grilled cheese sandwich.
They believe in a flat earth, but not sandwich scarcity.
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21 Dec 2020
Quick, I am getting a gift for someone who loves Star Wars and I want to get them a couple novels (they don't follow me on Twitter).
Recommendations, please?
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