Working on weight loss and getting fit so I can kick diabetes’ ass. Following gorl world because it makes me feel normal. Everyone I don’t like is Hitler.
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16 Dec 2025
Had my annual diabetes review yesterday. I am in remission and they will be weaning me off metformin and Mounjaro. The nurse told me she’s only ever been able to do this will 2 or 3 patients before as most people are non-compliant 😱
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So she now has a mystery growth in an equally mysterious crevice the isn’t her arsehole, isn’t her taint… but is somewhere between her ‘long butt cheeks’ and her vaginal canal.
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Jun 15
My workplace has decided that to streamline things and make reporting easier, we are going from one tracker sheet to eleven tracker sheets.
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Jun 12
The World Cup is not every 4 years. That is a lie. It’s way more often than that. At least three times a year.
Absolute piss take.
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I’ve finally found an office chair with a back support that actually fits my continually aching back 😭
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We all saw what happened with the sand dune bike… just saying.
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Ain’t no way she’s riding pillion on a typical 110cc hire moped that you find in tourist spots.
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Ain’t no way she’s riding pillion on a typical 110cc hire moped that you find in tourist spots.
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Had to make a couple of tweaks.
Hello. Guys! Who’s ready for couples content? #foodiebeauty #gorlworld
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I’m going to be generous and give her until next weekend before the meltdown starts.
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So how long do we reckon before Foodie has a meltdown about this health kick and starts accusing Salah of trying to change her? They’ll temporarily split up again, the fake meet up gets postponed again and the whole cycle starts again.
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So how long do we reckon before Foodie has a meltdown about this health kick and starts accusing Salah of trying to change her? They’ll temporarily split up again, the fake meet up gets postponed again and the whole cycle starts again.
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Hooded eyes, double chin and permanent frown. Unimpressed with everything from the very beginning.
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Me with my childhood friend, Joseph. He turned in to a right prick, sadly.
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Proof that I have had fat calves from day one.
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Today I have been smashing up old junk with a crowbar. Quite therapeutic, as it turns out.
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To be fair, it’s quite mesmerising.
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Just been reminded that it would have been my late friend’s 46th birthday today (I am awful with dates).
I’ve been grumbling about having a shitty week, trying to clear our stuff and starting packing for my move. But that little reminder has made me grateful - I’m still
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here, I’m still breathing… I am one of the lucky ones.
Thanks for the reminder, Tammy - I love and miss you xx
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