Official Twitter account of the late great comedy legend Rodney Dangerfield, known for his iconic line “I don’t get no respect!”.
Joined November 2013
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27 Mar 2023
So what? So let’s dance! 🤯
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School’s out for summer and it’s the 40th anniversary of Rodney’s Back to School. What more could you ask for? 👌
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“Are you kidding, I’m getting old. I mean it, my teeth are all shot. I go to parties, I bob for applesauce.”
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“Excuse me for a moment. I think I’ll freshen up this Ovaltine.”
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Story from Adi S:
“Who is the most famous person you’ve encountered in Vegas? I’ll go first. Met Rodney Dangerfield 1990 (RIP). The nicest guy in real life.”
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“For crying out loud. It’s not easy, not easy. With my wife, I got no sex life either. At my house, we put the mirror over the dog’s bed.”
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“On my block, the most important thing was to be able to take it. I remember the guys who could take it. Guys like Moose, Ox, Bull, The Bear. I mean these guys were animals.”
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“She was a wild girl, l tell ya. I took her to a bar to get a few drinks, she gave the mechanical bull her phone number.”
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“Yeah, well you were the inspiration for twin beds!”
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“I want to leave you with one last thought. Every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately in life, there’s more woe than tail.”
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“My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler’s checks.”
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“My old man. When we used to play catch, he dropped me.”
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“I tell ya one thing about me. I say no to drugs. When people ask me for some of my drugs, I say no.” #TheArtofNoRespect (Artwork by Anthony Jenkins)
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“My wife, lately, she’s into S&M. Salesmen and mechanics.”
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“That’s another beauty, my family doctor. He told me I need exercise and the right climate. Then he told me to run to Arizona.”
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“Kids today, they got it too good, you know? I mean in school, they teach them sex education. I never had sex education when I was a kid. I learned it by hand.”
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“It’s not easy, but it's in your blood. It’s the life you chose... the life of a hot dog maitre d'.”
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“Are you kidding? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!”
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