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Roger Protzy @RogerProtz
Joined August 2011
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Plans for a quality beer competition dashed! 2012 gbbf will have 2 categories, mild and bitter, use of exotic malts/hops will be punished!
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Fostering innovation, originality and quality....
Right time to plan next years gbbf, I'm thinking an all inclusive true celebration of progressive British brewing, over 100 beer categories,
Feeling squiffy, all bets are off tonight, could be drinking carling very soon...,
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Ignore my previous comments idiot brewers please send me black IPA's for me to try...for educational purposes you do understand!?
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What's happened to my willpower!? I'll be drinking Black IPA's next...actually...that's an idea...
the urge has got me...can't fight it, back at the pub, dirty beer in hand it's like a dodgy trip to Bangkok it's wrong but feels so right!
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Got my moob signed by beiber!day just can't get any better! I am feeling naughty tho perhaps a stroll by that pub with the dirty keg beer...
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'This old man, his name's Protz, he wears sandles with his socks...
Just heard some young members singing this song...not happy, their family's will suffer protenation!
Things to do today: get Justin Beiber's autograph at Harrods, try an avoid drinking anymore dirty keg beer, start writing new book 300 Milds
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“@justinbieber: got a bunch of pics sent to me of the fans in the UK lined up today for the release of #SOMEDAY at Harrods. I'M THERE!!!
Note to self, next camera meeting discuss the possibility of declaring all beer that isn't real ale 'nonbeer' and needing protenation!
I've got an itch that I just don't seem to be able to scratch ever since my brief dirty keg beer dalliance...
Disrespect from my junior commissars ahem I mean brewery liaison officers will not be tolerated!
Just thought of a fantastic new book, '300 Milds to try to make you want to die' hmmm maybe not quite the selling point of the original...
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Dammit my penance has gone cockeyed, should have cooked the spaghetti before attempting self flagellation!
Idiot brewers who do you think you are trying something new and interesting...pah that's a fools game!
The protinator is relaxed, @justinbieber on the stereo time to check the fridge! Another black IPA...sigh
Protinator I like that, I have been sent back through time to revive dead beer styles and make people drink what I think they should drink!
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