Mom:
Where are you? Someone sold our house!
Me:
F*ck Do You Know Bout My Passion!
F*ck Do You Know Bout My Pain!
F*ck Do You Know Bout My Struggle!
F*ck Do You Know Bout My Jermaine!
Peak male life experiences;
1. First heartbreak
2. First great sex
3. Watching someone you helped hit a big win
4. Ending imposter syndrome
5. Finally understanding your Father
6. Owning your first car
7. Owning your first real estate property
8. Someone calling you “sir” and realizing they mean it with respect
9. Fixing something with your hands that once intimidated you
10. Sitting in silence after a major win, realizing you don’t need to prove anything anymore
11. A younger man seeking your advice and recognizing yourself in him.
12. Accepting the man in the mirror
13. Randomly realizing this is the woman you will marry
14. Becoming successful with your childhood friends
15. Sports team winning a title
16. Watching your kid grow
17. Giving back to your parents
What else would you add?