Hip-Hop dude. Writer. Runner. Radio host. Marketing pro. Basketball referee. Aspiring adult?
Joined September 2009
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24 Nov 2025
@SpinMastuhMugen Have you heard these yet? Felt right up your alley: Jazzy "Lo-Fi" AEW Themes
youtu.be/MPmoSE5nD04?si=kFD2β¦
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24 Nov 2025
Hopefully not AI-related, but being released rapidly. More goodies: youtu.be/n_mSCMPeJe0?si=_JDsβ¦
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6 Oct 2025
There's nothing sadder than making your entire identity and personality about the person you voted for or plan to vote for.
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6 Oct 2025
Me, preparing social channel analytics for work:
The founders named it Twitter, I'mma call it Twitter.
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6 Oct 2025
Do single moms take an oath bounding them to always say, "My child is my world"?
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6 Oct 2025
The person who coined the phrase "dead presidents" either didn't know American history or wasn't very rich.
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6 Oct 2025
I have Googled "On which hand does a woman wear a wedding ring?" more than enough times. Yet I forget every time. π
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5 Oct 2025
Shout out to all the Facebook 'friends' I've never met and whose names I don't even recognize.
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5 Oct 2025
I hope Allen Iverson trademarked "AI" and makes a gang of money every time an undeserving 'work flow efficiency' start-up gets funded. β’οΈπ€
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5 Oct 2025
Today's first world problem accomplishment: Turning "dark mode" on again everywhere after clearing my browser history.
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5 Oct 2025
There's still time for Tony Toni TonΓ© to do a song with Lisa Lisa.
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5 Oct 2025
Whatever Vinia Mojica is up to these days, I hope she's doing great. π΅
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3 Sep 2025
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9 May 2025
I challenge anyone to top this trifecta of fun jobs:
π¦ Marketing for a zoo
π Basketball official
π€ Radio deejay / host
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9 Apr 2025
Points! 85% of my Tweets were during the 11PM hour during @midnight: playing Hastag Wars games and honing my craft of pop culture puns.
Truly the peak of this stupid website.
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23 Mar 2025
Marvel at my last-minute submission to the City of Boise Flag Redesign Contest.
Harkening back to my days as an amateur procrastinator (a.k.a. my school days), I whipped this up hours before the deadline last month hoping to channel the challenge of beating the buzzer.
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15 Mar 2025
English is a wild language. This sentence is 100% correct:
"The Bar bars bars in bars."
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15 Mar 2025
Remember when the verified blue check mark βοΈ was a badge of prestige, reputation, and dare I say, honor? Now it's a symbol for suckers that don't realize the "I'm with stupid" arrow is pointing at them.
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6 Mar 2025
What international brands started and spread the trend of adopting the social media voice of a teenager: using no punctuation, no capitalization, 'catchy' slang, etc.?
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19 Jan 2025
The idea just hit me: @harleycameron_ needs to do a song with @Halocene. Manifesting to make it happen. Let's all feel the wrath in 2025!
youtu.be/qCvqnTEApro?si=K6Qrβ¦
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