2 kinds under 3. I'll share what I've learned! #momlife #toddlerlife
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18 Jan 2023
My daughter had the entire morning to sneeze but waited until the exact moment she had a mouthful of oatmeal to do it. 🤦♀️
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11 Jan 2023
My 3YO's takeaway from Beauty and the Beast is "we don't marry bad guys," and I couldn't be happier with that. 🎯
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11 Jan 2023
I'm a firm believer in the "if it doesn't look dirty, it's not dirty" cleaning methodology.
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11 Jan 2023
What the highest setting on a power washer that's safe for using on a toddler?
Asking for a mom who just served spaghetti and meatballs to a 1 and 3YO.
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10 Jan 2023
If they can put this in cling wrap, can't they put something at the end of the toilet paper roll to remind my husband not to leave 1 square?
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9 Jan 2023
I spend a lot of time muttering, "I'm sure it'll be fine," as my kid does something that, inevitably, won't be fine.
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8 Jan 2023
Our house is officially on lockdown until we find the blue crayon.
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6 Jan 2023
3YO went from "No! Please don't leave for work!" to "See ya later!" a little too quickly 🤔
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6 Jan 2023
My 3YO's latest thing is starting every sentence with "I know you don't remember this but..." and then proceeding to tell me about something we did 15 minutes ago.
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5 Jan 2023
I've been working hard to broker a deal with our 2 kids to win their vote in our household's next #Speakerofthehouse election.
The promise of an endless supply of fruit snacks seems to have moved the needle in my favor.
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3 Jan 2023
Rise and grind? No, that's just the sound of my knees when I walk down the stairs in the morning.
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2 Jan 2023
Our daycare seems competively priced compared to others in the area, and yet, we still paid them 20.5% of our total take-home pay in 2022.
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2 Jan 2023
For comparison, our mortgage was about 14% of take-home pay, and groceries were 12% (our next 2 biggest categories).
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2 Jan 2023
Bottom line, when they say kids are expensive, they're not lying 😅
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2 Jan 2023
Wise words from my 3YO tonight: "We can eat ice cream, but not butt cream."
@Harvard class of 2035, here we come!
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31 Dec 2022
Can't wait to go to sleep at 9pm and treat tonight like every other night of the year 😴
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30 Dec 2022
Tix for me and 3YO for basketball game at 6pm ✅️
Spend all day getting 3YO hyped for 6pm basketball game ✅️
Getting to game and realizing it actually starts at 8pm and we're not staying up that late 💀
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29 Dec 2022
My New Year's resolution: Read 12 books in 12 months.
And, no, The Very Hungry Caterpillar doesn't count. 😂
January is going to be @simonsinek Leaders Eat Last.
Wish me luck!
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