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Joined May 2014
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Jun 11
Hey Schwab, help! Your IPO workflow isn't workflowing.
I have to confirm by 7AM but support is AWOL until 8?!
@CharlesSchwab @SpaceX
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Mar 13
The only question I ever want to ask Copilot is "why did my machine just reboot". Sadly, it doesn't know anything, just a lame web search interface. @Copilot @MicrosForCrops
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Feb 7
Hey @Conduent
Thanks for the letter which arrived 2/5/2026, dated 12/31/2025, about a data breach you discovered 1/13/2025 that actually took place 10/21/2024.
Really appreciate the super proactive approach you take with your users and their data.
Ding dongs.
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Jan 3
I guess all refugees from Venezuela are free to return home now and get off the public dole.
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7 Dec 2025
Who the heck are these announcers for the #Broncos? Cant understand 50% of what they are saying. Sounds like one guy is under water.
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