Desert Zone Wars champion 🏆 | Knowledge Enthusiast | Shortstop | 11.2 ♿️ | Full of Hatred | #SD4L
Joined April 2026
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I took all precautions and deleted my other account because of #thespreadsheet
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Hacky Sack is OUT and Pepper is IN. Me and the roommates ripping some pepper before the bar cbtm. Gets the reflexes goin and loosens you up
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Giving the children a bath prior to the weekend of golf
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Ron got himself a big boy offer in NYC for next summer, fading all the day 1s starting now. Still need to figure out where I’m living and how to avoid getting shoved under a subway train.
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Someone help, just had a final round on Tuesday. Got an email today telling me to schedule a time for my “outcome call” meaning the results. Am I cooked or is this a good thing? #lank
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Just clogged the office building handicap stall. Our competitor walked in after me, I own him now.
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Anyone else still chasing the high they got thinking they were going pro in Fortnite after they played in a tournament, or is that just me?
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Wife is in Italy studying abroad and she’s at the bar, I’m sitting in front of 3 computer screens “auditing” a CRM. Might be time to hang it up.
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Boss just left for the day, time to sit on reels and then clock out at 5.
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Booked a twilight solo 9 just so I can rock my new tour visor #cbtm
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Back in office today. Don’t plan on doing any work until noon. Check out my Sunday mow job and SOTD!
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My boss just informed me he hosts an annual golf tournament for his clients and colleagues. Open bar all day and he pays the open tab on the cart girl. Going to be an absolute problem when the time comes.
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Name another activity more fitting for mothers days than building patio furniture
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