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Ron Swanson @RonUSwanson

You either like bacon or you're wrong. -- Ron Swanson #ParksandRec

Joined October 2010
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I just ran into something called a "juggalo" and chased it for 2 blocks before it started crying. Is this something you can spray for?
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Don't touch me there.
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I'm never taking these off.

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You either like bacon or you're still wrong.
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Let's get Right to Repair passed! gofund.me/5847a171

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There are people all over the world saying things that I don't have to listen to...because this is America.
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I absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues, each more intricate than the last. You understand what I'm saying?
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I'm sorry I missed your message, Hailey. Loss is never easy. We're all random, but still family. Make good use of the time we have.
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If we're gonna talk about our feelings, I'm gonna need a drink.
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Food. I'm starving. I missed 2nd dinner and 1st snack. And 2nd snack and 3rd dinner.
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The early bird can have the worm. I'll wait for bacon.
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History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.
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No.
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If you catch falling food, it's yours. No questions asked.
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The grass is rarely greener on the other side. Take care of your own grass.
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Every day is a good day for bourbon, but let's celebrate anyway.
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Let's get cheesy.
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You either like bacon or you're wrong.
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