inst - RonWhite

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Ron White retweeted
I can never get over this image of Rick Santorum and family. 🤣😂😅
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Ron White retweeted
Rick Santorum is what you get when major news outlets decide that "balanced" reporting means giving equal time to the truth and the lie.
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5 Dec 2020
HE should at least make the dog pay for the room.
What a sweet reunion! 🐶🤗 x.com/buitengebieden_/status…
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5 Dec 2020
BETWEEN TRUMP'S FIRINGS and staffers abandoning a sinking administration--with 7 weeks to go--the WH is going to start looking for replacements at a temp a gency.
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5 Dec 2020
Not that anyone's counting. Or watching the clock.
Donald Trump's day so far: - Loses Georgia again - Loses Arizona again - Loses Minnesota again - Loses Nevada again - Kellyanne Conway admits he lost - It's all over but the whining - Trump is going to prison - It's still only 7:20pm
Ron White retweeted
Let's be clear. This election won't be over when Trump says it's over. It will be over after every vote is counted. That includes mail-in ballots postmarked on Election Day, as well as military ballots. This is a democracy. Whether Trump likes it or not, we count every vote.
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8 Nov 2020
Michael, you take the expletives right out of my mouth.
8 Nov 2020
Better than the Avengers' movies!
6 Nov 2020
LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP
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16 Oct 2020
Have you noticed the three cinematic cliques cropping up everywhere: Vomiting; overhead drone shots of cars on highways; and frustrated characters retreating to their cars, where they pound the steering wheel. Look for them.
Researchers at Trump University PST Lab of Phobias & Scary Things have mapped out Trump's Top 12 nightmares: 12 That Greta girl 11 Jim Acosta 10 Umbrellas 9 Pelosi 8 Eric's gums 7 John McCain's ghost 6 Kamala 5 Ramps 4 Obama 3 Dark Shadows 2 Biden 1 Tax returns #TrumpStroke
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28 Aug 2020
WTF is Trump talking about? Criminal Aryans?
27 Aug 2020
CNN just reported 12 GOP senators will not be at Trump's shin-dig tonight, including Mitch McConnell, who was supposed to speak. The Trump campaign should have known Mitch wouldn't be there before announcing his participation. Did Mitch have a last-minute change of heart?
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Ron White retweeted
On floor of entrance to building in downtown McAllen, #Texas
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23 Aug 2020
Fact check: DNC didn't leave out 'under God' from the Pledge of Allegiance despite what Trump is tweeting. usatoday.com/story/news/fact… via @usatoday

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13 Aug 2020
And why wasn't this asked way before now?
Finally a journalist who asks the question!!! #UrineTroubleTrump #NobelPissPrize
Ron White retweeted
We are seeking to dissolve the NRA for years of self-dealing and illegal conduct that violate New York’s charities laws and undermine its own mission. The NRA diverted millions of dollars away from its charitable mission for personal use by senior leadership.
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Ron White retweeted
I see some people are asking me what “Thighland” means. Apparently it’s a new country where Yo-semites thrive whilst eating their hamberders and drinking their piping hot Covfefe.

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