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1 Apr 2023
The phrase "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" has no weight in Britain because the powerful people in this country are equal parts malicious *and* stupid
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I'll take any excuse to post this clip. Maybe the funniest scene in TV history
Jun 12
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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Just Osborne-isms. Who is this for?!
Carns is asked where the extra £ for defence should come from.
".. I think there are places, such as moving welfare from hand outs to hand ups"
Describing welfare as hand outs tells us all about Carns politics & who he wants to target - the sick, disabled, low paid, pensioners
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Its not that funny mate
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Grant Hanley at a World Cup. Sweet dreams are made of this
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Jun 13
they got rid of it during Woke 1 but the camera guy being allowed to pan to gorgeous women at the World Cup is something we’re keeping under Woke 2
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Brazil's starting striker at a World Cup being from Brentford just doesn't sit right does it
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Jun 13
30 years ago today, June 13, 1996, the 'First Big Weekend Of The Summer' officially started.
'Starts Thursday as usual with the Canteen quiz'
youtu.be/c7iGUQ9W1qs?si=oMgn…
The First Big Weekend
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Man's running round Boston like a kilt wearing Pudsey the Bear, just writing cheques to every good cause going
At a @streetsoccerSCO fundraising event in Boston, First Minister @JohnSwinney announced £275,000 for the charity to expand its free football and wellbeing sessions, helping people access mental health, employment and housing support.
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ALT First Minister John Swinney at the Street Soccer Scotland Boston reception.
ALT Street Soccer Scotland Boston reception.
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Men are class
Jun 12
Scotland's men are playing at a World Cup for the first time in my lifetime.
To mark the occasion, I've visited a street sign for every player in the squad - a mission that has taken me across Scotland, around the UK, and overseas.
Here's a thread of every street I've visited:
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Ross McCafferty retweeted
🏴 I awoke in the night with a fever and the sky was the darkest blue
2️⃣4️⃣Hours to Go!!!
🏴🏴🏴
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Jun 12
My wife’s book club watching me stumble back into the house after watching the World Cup with a group of Scottish tourists
6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Jun 13
"Buncha bombs in the air" @NakedGunTweets
Jun 13
Masterful Anthem.
Crank this to full volume!!
God Bless the USA!!! 🇺🇸🦅o7
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Jun 13
Reckon even Diana Ross could have stuck a few past those Paraguayans
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Jun 12
Waited 16 years to get his lick back. Real hater
Jun 12
Mexico's Julián Quiñones really hit South Africa's iconic 2010 World Cup celebration after scoring against them 😅
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Jun 12
3 of the 5 scorers at the world cup so far play in the Championship
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