Lover. Kicker. Role model. New book, 'Don't Look Back in Ongar', coming in August. You can pre-order it here... linktr.ee/dontlookbackinonga…

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'To All the Girls I've Loved Before'. My new stand-up show - part of the @dalkeybookfest - this Saturday night in Fitzpatrick's Castle, Killiney. A limited number of tickets left. So be quick.
I'm told there are still a limited number of tickets left for my Ross O'Carroll-Kelly event - 'To All The Girls I've Loved Before' - in the @dalkeybookfest this weekend. In Fitzpatrick's Castle, Killiney, this Saturday night. dalkeybookfestival.ticketsol…
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He’s obviously saving Don’t Look Back in Ongar for the Christmas holliers.
I always look forward to sharing my annual list of favorite books, movies, and music. Today I’ll start by sharing some of the books that have stuck with me long after I finished reading them. Check them out this holiday season, preferably at an independent bookstore or library!
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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly retweeted
Still time to get a tree in STMC for yer Stoneybosher gaff ⁦@RossOCK⁩ ⁦@AkaPaulHoward⁩ ⁦@IrishTimesCultr⁩ ! ⚔️🎅🎄😁
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A masterclass from Kielty.
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This trolley dash is how my children go through Smyths on a normal day.
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I should have been the kid surprised by Johnny Sexton. I’d have fainted.
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A timely reminder that everyone in the North knows how to line dance.
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I’m about ready for the Offaly child with the farm set.
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I’m already an emotional mess.
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Kielty wearing a Belvo scorf.
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Strong stort to the toy show.
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We might almost say it’s a Red Line issue.
Replying to @RossOCK
Rugby is Green Line Only, Ross. I’m not standing for this Red Line bullshit.
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Sorry, WHAT the focking fock?
The Leinster Schools Senior Cup will move outside of Dublin 4 in 2025, with Tallaght Stadium set to host the event in March buff.ly/4fYcClG
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You heard the dude.
There are still some tickets left for my 'Don't Look Back in Ongar' show in the Royal Marine Hotel, Dun Laoghaire, tomorrow (Saturday) night. You can get them here... dunlaoghairecomedyfestival.i…
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Really looking forward to this. If you're in town this Saturday, pop in.
I will be talking to Roisin Ingle about why 'Ongar' is the last book in the Ross series and doing a reading or two as well at the @DublinBookFest this Saturday lunchtime. Tickets here... dublinbookfestival.com/event…
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I will be talking to Roisin Ingle about the final book in the Ross series, 'Don't Look Back in Ongar', on Saturday, 9 November, at 1.15pm in Dublin Castle, as part of the @DublinBookFest. Tickets here... dublinbookfestival.com/event…

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