@EliteWrestOrg It's almost like you aren't happy to see me?

// Due to some RL health issues, eWo will be on hiatus, with the likelihood of not returning. Thank you to everyone who participated, it's been a blast and your time and efforts have been much appreciated.

First Redemption of Season Two. First Redemption of 2026. And what a card we've got for you. Two Triple Threat 'Rush' Division matches. Uncensored Championship on the line. FIVE debutants. TJ Alexander is getting a chance for revenge against Ethan Valor. RUSH MATCH Hungry Jack vs. Nathan Steele vs. Deuce McDougall RUSH MATCH Brandon Leno vs. Jake Kalben vs. Chance Warner A WELCOME TO eWo - NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF MATCH @daronsmythe1 vs. @MJNtheMADprince vs. @impossiblebetsy vs. @RowanVancePW WELCOME TO eWo - NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF MATCH - NON-TITLE @KThe3ditor vs. vs. @GodlyKenDavison © vs. @FXCXLXSSDW © SINGLES MATCH Ethan Valor vs. TJ Alexander UNCENSORED CHAMPIONSHIP @SierraVersion1 © vs. @PerZag MAIN EVENT Random McConalogue vs. @MRavenK1 docs.google.com/document/d/1…

Here's our "Official Rules & Structure" for our new division, called 'Rush'. This replaces the old 305 division and will be led by @RothEffect docs.google.com/document/d/1… RUSH Division: Official Rules & Structure The RUSH Division is a high-speed, prestige based system designed to reward consistency and efficiency. In this division, time is the enemy. 1. Competition Mechanics * Match Format: All matches are strictly booked; no "open door" or unannounced appearances. * Roleplay Limit: One (1) RP per person. * Word Count: A hard cap of 1,000 words. * In-Ring Time Limit: Every match has a 5-minute time limit. * Note: If the RP scores are too close to call within that 5 minute window, the match results in a Time Limit Draw, and the champion retains (or the title remains vacant). 2. The "Ladder of Ambition" (Title Shots) The core of the RUSH Division is a gauntlet-style climb. A champion must choose whether to "cash in" or "press their luck" at specific milestones: | 5 Defenses | A guaranteed shot at the Uncensored Championship | 10 Defenses | A guaranteed shot at the Trilogy Championship | 15 Defenses | A guaranteed shot at the Elite Championship The Risk: If a wrestler reaches 4 defenses and loses the 5th, they lose everything and must start back at zero. They do not get the "5th defense" reward retroactive. 3. Judging Focus Judging shifts to economy of language and pacing, rewarding writers who can deliver a "knockout" promo while still telling a compelling story within the 1,000 word limit.

Here's our "Official Rules & Structure" for our new division, called 'Rush'. This replaces the old 305 division and will be led by @RothEffect docs.google.com/document/d/1… RUSH Division: Official Rules & Structure The RUSH Division is a high-speed, prestige based system designed to reward consistency and efficiency. In this division, time is the enemy. 1. Competition Mechanics * Match Format: All matches are strictly booked; no "open door" or unannounced appearances. * Roleplay Limit: One (1) RP per person. * Word Count: A hard cap of 1,000 words. * In-Ring Time Limit: Every match has a 5-minute time limit. * Note: If the RP scores are too close to call within that 5 minute window, the match results in a Time Limit Draw, and the champion retains (or the title remains vacant). 2. The "Ladder of Ambition" (Title Shots) The core of the RUSH Division is a gauntlet-style climb. A champion must choose whether to "cash in" or "press their luck" at specific milestones: | 5 Defenses | A guaranteed shot at the Uncensored Championship | 10 Defenses | A guaranteed shot at the Trilogy Championship | 15 Defenses | A guaranteed shot at the Elite Championship The Risk: If a wrestler reaches 4 defenses and loses the 5th, they lose everything and must start back at zero. They do not get the "5th defense" reward retroactive. 3. Judging Focus Judging shifts to economy of language and pacing, rewarding writers who can deliver a "knockout" promo while still telling a compelling story within the 1,000 word limit.

Join us tonight on @XWF1999 #Warfare as the #IdesOfMarch tournament kicks off from the wonderful (horrible) city of Detroit! Yeah, we know. Detroit sucks but their fans are always loud and energetic. Also there's this guy from @valorprowrestle in my office wearing an eyepatch.

Happy @DistortedAmber?? you don’t know the demon you have created. It won’t stop my contractual obligations. This however marks the beginning of the end for your career. You too @MRavenK1 and that slippery fuck @RothEffect