WHEATLEY! (main is @goat_splode)

Joined October 2025
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Hallo! I'm on this account now! #parodytwt
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Would you look at that, I'm getting a bloody movie.
Backrooms director Kane Parsons says he wants to make a movie adaptation of the game Portal He's looking into the possibility with “a lot of caution and a lot of curiosity”
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Backrooms director Kane Parsons says he wants to make a movie adaptation of the game Portal He's looking into the possibility with “a lot of caution and a lot of curiosity”
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So I was doing some stuff... I mean I really can't... I'm in bloody space.
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Mmm oranges, I love oranges, yuh
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If you liked my tweets (I was ellis l4d2/louisl4d1) I'm literally available at the acc in my bio if you want a cool valve parody acc
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go follow my main @WheatIeyportal I barely use this acc
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Uhh yeah I'm cool, really cool, and lawyering it
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I might consider moving back to albequerque, but considering cartel shit, I might have to talk to some old partners...
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I've eating some nachos, nachos... nacho...
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Man have I been doing way too much for my lawyer shit, still better than working at a cinnabon with my name changed
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Every single person I know is dead or gone, Mike, Walt, (BCS SPOILER DEATH) (ANOTHER ONE) (AND YEAH EVEN ANOTHER MAIN CHARACTER) all dead, with (BCS VILLIAN DEATH) too, he was evil, and I'm glad. But jesse and kim are somewhere, safe. I'm part of the only people alive...

ALT Better Call Saul Saul Goodman GIF

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Anybody need a lawyer? Because I'm the perfect candidate! Better call saul!

ALT Saul Saul Goodman GIF

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Well, I did quit my job at that cinnabon, shaved my mustache, I'm ready for this shit.
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So I've been thinking of getting back into law, so... SAUL'S BACK!

ALT Saul Goodman GIF

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I'm sauling it
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Peekaboo solidified Jesse as a good person for me
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I mean you cannot tell me that Jesse would be a bad parent, I mean yeah he does drugs but like he actually took care of the child for a bit.
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OH WAIT IT REAL, THE INTERN FOR THE YOUTUBE IS PROBABLY LIKE, NAH THIS SHIT ASS BRUH, BUT THEY STILL PAY ME FOR THIS BULLSHIT
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retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI
Spotify is partnering with ChatGPT 🎵 • Will personalize music and podcast recommendations • Available on an opt-in basis
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This bitch ass is based in Israel
If only trans humor were actually funny
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